Dear Land Rover Defender custom shops… y’all need to chill

I love the Land Rover Defender. Someday I’d like to own one. It’s fun to see how differently people modify these trucks too. Some retain that farm truck heritage while others go a bit wild. It’s the wilder ones that have been losing a bit of the plot though, and we need to have a talk.

Dear every company making restomod Defenders, please have someone on your team review the wheel choices before you finalize the build.

The truck shown above is from a company called Osprey Custom Cars. They crank out fully restored and custom-built Defenders, Broncos, and FJ Land Cruisers. The latest truck to receive their love is a 1992 Defender 110. And I’m down with 90% of the build here. Especially the LS3 V8 engine sitting under the hood.

The not-so-good

The choice of wheel here, is pretty terrible. Somehow, the design manages to make these 18-inch Kahn alloys come off looking like over-shod 20-inchers. Downsizing a little bit would make the tires look a bit beefier. Part of my issue with the wheels could be the Cooper Discoverer ATP tires. In the email I received regarding this truck, the specs say it wears 265/70R18 BFGoodrich KO2 tires. This doesn’t appear to be the case. More chunk on the rubber would go a long way for me with regards to the looks of this truck.

Moving to the inside, I have other issues.

The design of the seats is fine. But the application looks like someone hastily slipped on aftermarket seat covers. They look like they fit a bit too loosely in sections. That’s not ideal when you’re asking someone to spend $189,000 for a Land Rover Defender 110.

I’m good with the rest of the truck. The silver-on-black paint scheme works for me, and the roof rack and bars fit the aesthetic of the truck. Granted, this one will likely only get dirty when it’s running up the driveway of an Aspen ski-home. Or traversing an under-construction LA-area Whole Foods parking lot.

So to all you Defender customizers out there. If you want wheel and tire opinions, I’m here for you.

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19 responses to “Dear Land Rover Defender custom shops… y’all need to chill”

  1. SlowJoeCrow Avatar
    SlowJoeCrow

    Defenders look best with thick spoked alloys like the factory wheels or steelies. These wheels look like something off a riced Civic. Also you’re right about the shoddy upholstery, Exmoor trim makes better than OEM seats and these look worse. I’m also not a fan of the flush fit rear glass, especially the single panel wrapping around the tailgate opening. Like or not the rubber gaskets around the rear glass are a signature styling feature. At least they didn’t install a Khan wide body kit for maximum Chelsea Tractor, although points off for the black roof that makes it hotter.

    1. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      I’m surprised nobody mentioned the huge center console. How to turn a Defender into a huge-but-cramped-for-four Hummer H1…

      1. outback_ute Avatar
        outback_ute

        Defenders don’t need a console to be cramped

  2. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    I love the idea of a well-done restomod whatever, really. Volvo Amazon? Isuzu Trooper? Reliant Robin? Trabant 601? The room for awesome is ample.

    But how can this be such a big trend? I have a hard time wrapping my head around there being a sufficient amount of recipient car nuts with 190k$ readily available.

    And, yes, those wheels are asking to be ridiculed.

  3. ghosty Avatar
    ghosty

    Looks like somebody skipped leg day…

  4. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    I love the idea of a well-done restomod whatever, really. Volvo Amazon? Isuzu Trooper? Reliant Robin? Trabant 601? The room for awesome is ample.

    But how can this be such a big trend? I have a hard time wrapping my head around there being a sufficient amount of recipient car nuts with 190k$ readily available.

    And, yes, those wheels are asking to be ridiculed.

    1. Zentropy Avatar
      Zentropy

      The humbler the beginnings, the more interesting the restomod, in my opinion. I’ve been itching to build an Amazon for decades, but parenting put a long delay on those intentions, and now the prices are getting out of my comfortable reach. I passed up on a drivable 1800 back in my early 20s, but couldn’t talk the guy down from his $2100 asking price, so I walked away. Stupid.

      I also think an overlanding-themed PV544 Duett restomod would be fun.

    2. Zentropy Avatar
      Zentropy

      The humbler the beginnings, the more interesting the restomod, in my opinion. I’ve been itching to build an Amazon for decades, but parenting put a long delay on those intentions, and now the prices are getting out of my comfortable reach. I passed up on a drivable 1800 back in my early 20s, but couldn’t talk the guy down from his $2100 asking price, so I walked away. Stupid.

      I also think an overlanding-themed PV544 Duett restomod would be fun.

    3. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      I think it’s less monied car nuts and more monied folks looking for a display of the money they have to burn. Given how (relatively) well the G-wagen (especially the AMG variants) sell, we’re probably looking at a similar customer base.

      Admittedly, there’s enough normal Defenders running around my area that are relatively stock, that are a bit of a stealth wealth statement, for modestly affluent 40-somethings who wear lots of polar fleece.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        So when this fairytale economy comes crashing down, extremely well-kept restomods will be available for cheap? I subscribe to this narrative.

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      2. crank_case Avatar
        crank_case

        It’s the automotive equivalent of Marie Antoinette playing farm girl.

      3. neight428 Avatar
        neight428

        The AMG G-wagen came to my mind here as well. Seems like that would accomplish the same ends with a bit more comfort. Adding fanciness to the Defender is all wrong for its gestalt. It’s all about having the upside of the crunchy outdoorsy vibe while, as you say, letting everyone know that you might just skip the last night of camping and check into the five star resort two mountains over.

        1. Maymar Avatar
          Maymar

          Absolutely, but I think the exclusivity is a big part of the draw once you’re in that price range.

  5. Zentropy Avatar
    Zentropy

    You’re right, those aren’t 18s. The image of the spare shows they are Cooper Discoverer ATPs, not BFG KO2s, and they’re sized 275/60R20. The specified 18″ combo would have 1.6″ more rubber and 2″ less wheel, which makes a big difference, visually. Moreover, the 18s would perform much better in the rough stuff. If it were mine, I wouldn’t put more than 17s on it, preferably steelies wearing LT235/80R17 KO2s.

    Personally, I disagree with you on the LS3. I don’t think a Corvette engine is very good in a truck application, especially one intended to go off-road. The similar L92 would be a better choice if you’re enamored with displacement, considering it has a better cam profile for a 4×4 truck. Honestly, though, a garden-variety 5300 would be plenty.

  6. neight428 Avatar
    neight428

    So to all you Defender customizers out there. If you want wheel and tire opinions, I’m here for you.

    Seriously.

    There’s got to be a market for curating rich people’s car collections.

    I’d not have painted the frame silver either, anything other than black just seems like a show car affectation that translates poorly once coated with road grime.

    1. Zentropy Avatar
      Zentropy

      Wheels and tires can make or break a design. With the right set, you can take an absolute crapcan and make it look decent, or you can ruin an otherwise nice looking ride with the wrong choice. It’s not rocket science, but too many people just don’t have an eye for it.

      Far too many people go with too much wheel, too little tire (especially with trucks). Offset is also critical. Overly-negative offset makes the car look like a roller skate, while overly-positive offset gives it weak stance. Personally, I like wheels that put the tire just within the outside edge of the fender (or if it’s lowered, just within the inside edge). I know many like truck wheels to extend outboard of the fenders, but personally, I don’t.

      Jeep owners, IMO, generally appear to make the worst wheel/tire decisions. (They’re often guilty of installing useless/ugly accessories as well, but the market is saturated with dumb Wrangler add-ons).

    2. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      Yuck, I didn’t even notice that painted frame rail before!

    3.  Avatar
      Anonymous

      That is not paint, it is galvanizing….this is not a flashy option but as sought after frame option for LR purists the world over. This will see a chassis last for >30yrs in salted road conditions.

  7. salguod Avatar

    For $190K I expect exquisite detailing.

    The seats are mediocre in design and sloppy in execution.
    The console looks like slabs of MDF covered in vinyl.
    Why aren’t the top half of the doors painted black? And why is the black cut around the rear upper door hinge?
    Is the frame unpainted, or just painted a different silver than the body?
    And yes, the wheels are terrible. Wrong size, wrong design.

    This smacks of a shop cashing in.