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The only thing missing is sheriff John Bunnel, with his impossibly white teeth, singing the Coke song-
I’d like to steal a machine full of coke
To keep me company
And drag it sparking behind my car
While the pursuing cops video me
I’d like to teach the world to steal
All the vending machines
And drag them back to my double wide
It’s dark so no one will see
Chorus:
That’s the real thing.
What the crooks want today
Coca-Cola (background)
Is the real thing
I’d really like to be employed
Come on steal with me (background)
But I used to huff, and now my brain’s destroyed
I’d like to take all the Coke (background)
And so I live criminally
That’s the real thing
I’d like to steal a world of coke. . .