V.I.S.I.T. – Vehicles I Saw In Traffic (on the A36 From Montbéliard to Dijon in 1991)

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A 10-year-old non-artist’s dramatic depiction of a rented Fiat Uno’s rear license plate.

A moving truck full of stuff showed up at my house two weeks ago. It wasn’t unexpected, as I had hired the movers myself. But the contents of the truck wasn’t strictly all mine (though I suppose now it is) – it was full of, well, stuff from my late mother’s house. Most of the stuff I was expecting – pieces of furniture/artwork/housewares that held sentimental or other value to me, photo albums, papers, Christmas china, and other ephemera that is both meaningful and, let’s be honest, useful. But there were a few boxes of surprises, mostly things my sister simply didn’t want – boxes of books, long-forgotten household miscellany. One or two boxes, however, held fascinating surprises within: my entire childhood’s worth of school papers, report cards, notebooks, drawings, standardized test scores, birthday cards, birth announcements, and just about every other paper-based evidence that I was once a child living in southern Wisconsin and northern Illinois.

I’m getting to the point. One of the long-lost treasures in this box was my travel journal from my family’s first trip to Europe in 1991. Flipping through the notebook that had likely not been touched in two decades, memories of my first European adventure came flooding back to me, particularly…of course…the cars. 10-year-old me, like 32-year-old me, found ’80s Euro cars slightly more exotic and interesting than they probably actually are. And so it was with that mindset that 10-year-old me set out to document every single new and exotic car I saw on the highways of Switzerland, France, and Germany. 

The most thorough list came on a road trip from my aunt and uncle’s home in Montbéliard, France to Dijon, which is as my journal notes, “the place where Grey Poupon is made.” Reading my account of the journey, I have to admit that I frankly don’t remember much of it even with the journal’s memory cues. It sounds like the trip to Dijon was not particularly interesting and included a lot of walking around lost and grabbing a quick lunch at McDonald’s out of necessity. No wonder my memory didn’t hold onto this particular day very well. One thing I DO remember, however, is sitting in our rental Fiat Uno, zipping down the highway with my head on a swivel, straining my eyes for signs of unfamiliar automotive steel.

So then, what cars would you have seen if you were driving on a French highway in spring 1991? While I can’t be sure that I actually managed to record every single car on the road that day (the list seems a little short for a 160km trip), the answers are fairly unsurprising with the possible exception of a Pontiac Trans Sport sticking out like a sore dustbuster-shaped thumb. Here’s the final tally, as tallied by a 10-year-old boy (in other words, all errors were made 22 years ago by a child, in an unfamiliar country, in the backseat of a car doing 120km down the highway, so keep the pedantic corrections to a minimum if you please).

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24 responses to “V.I.S.I.T. – Vehicles I Saw In Traffic (on the A36 From Montbéliard to Dijon in 1991)”

  1. Manic_King Avatar
    Manic_King

    Great story. From the list: Pontiac Trans Sport? whoa
    3 Cantets/Lantetz what's that? Lancia?

    1. joshwebster84 Avatar
      joshwebster84

      You guys totally crack me up with your affection for utter crap American cars like the Pontiac Trans Sport. Those are super rare here too, I guess as they have all been crushed or hauled down to Mexico.
      We had one of those when I was a kid in some shade of bluish-green. It did survive a Whitetail deer collision with minimal damage, probably due to its extreme wedgieness. The only bright spot in owning it was that it was stolen and stripped of its tape deck before being recovered. When it came back from the dealer, they inexplicably installed a CD PLAYER!!! We didn't even own any CD's as it was the first such device owned by the family. HI-TECH!!!!

      1. Manic_King Avatar
        Manic_King

        Well, story is about road trip in France in 1991, at this time I guess dustbuster vans were everywhere in US but seeing one in France? There's no affection just a surprise that Pete saw one there.

  2. Syrax Avatar
    Syrax

    Most Fiat Tipos caught on fire not a lot later than 1991 so you saw and documented a now endangered species.

  3. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar
    Irishzombieman☆

    The logo drawings, particularly those of the Peugeot lion, are my favorite part of the journal. Thanks for sharing, Pete.
    A couple of years ago, my daughter and I went to Los Angeles and left the rest of the family at home. She had her Nintendo DS with her (with a camera) and took a ton of picture of cars in traffic. I need to dig those up again, see what an 8-year-old girl thought was interesting.

  4. scroggzilla Avatar
    scroggzilla

    Hi, Uncle Pete! Good stuff!

  5. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    If I ever have my own car company, our badge and mascot will be the "Lionyeti."
    <img src="http://www.tanshanomi.com/temp/peugeti.jpg"&gt;

    1. duurtlang_ Avatar
      duurtlang_

      I'd put that on my actual Peugeot.

    2. Vavon Avatar
      Vavon

      HAHAHA, awesome! Did you just make that after Petes' drawing?

      1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
        Peter Tanshanomi

        Yep.

        1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

          C'est magnifique! Surely what Peugeot were aiming for all along.

        2. Pete_Gaines Avatar
          Pete_Gaines

          That is awesome.

    3. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar
      Irishzombieman☆

      First thing I'm going to cut when I build my CNC mill.

  6. Vavon Avatar
    Vavon

    I like all the logos and the fact you added "Peugeot Junior".
    <img src="http://all-carz.com/data_images/peugeot-205-junior/peugeot-205-junior-03.jpg"&gt;

  7. monkey_tennis Avatar
    monkey_tennis

    Pete, I love the felt-pen drawing of the Euro plates.
    Could your next project perhaps be a series of felt pen drawing summarising the remaining Formula One races of the season?
    Somehow then the Hooniverse would be complete…

    1. Pete_Gaines Avatar
      Pete_Gaines

      I think I retired from felt-pen drawings sometime around 1992. There just wasn't enough money in it.

    2. Irishzombieman☆ Avatar
      Irishzombieman☆

      Dang. Wrong last name. One of my favorite things at [REDACTED].

  8. petejayhawk Avatar

    It looks like I wrote "Cantels" but I have no idea what "Cantel" was supposed to mean.

    1. Pete_Gaines Avatar
      Pete_Gaines

      Whoooooops, I somehow managed to reply with my old Wonkette commenter account. So that's fun.

      1. Vairship Avatar
        Vairship

        You have minus 93 points, impressive!

        1. BlackIce_GTS Avatar
          BlackIce_GTS

          From my experience with other IntenseDebate operators, we appear to have a very placid voting climate here.

  9. rovingardener Avatar
    rovingardener

    This is my favorite article in quite a while here. Thank you for sharing.

  10. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    this is cool
    i do have a few photos from when i was in paris last year of american family barges that were for some reason not an uncommon sight. i've got an expedition, a grand caravan, and a few others…if i get a minute later, i'll post them

    1. wunno sev Avatar
      wunno sev

      *not last year at all dunno why i wrote that
      it was 2009