While owning a Plymouth Volare could have been horrifying in its own right, this 1979 ad from Chrysler SA proves that just being around the mopar mid-sizer could give you the willies. We don’t know if it’s how everyone seems to be running away from the car, or the birds attempting to peck its eyes out, but there’s definitely a sinister vibe to this ad. Vo-lar-ay, whoa-oh-Oh-No!
Unitentionally Creepy Car Ad – Mexican Volare
While owning a Plymouth Volare could have been horrifying in its own right, this 1979 ad from Chrysler SA proves that just being around the mopar mid-sizer could give you the willies. We don’t know if it’s how everyone seems to be running away from the car, or the birds attempting to peck its eyes out, but there’s definitely a sinister vibe to this ad. Vo-lar-ay, whoa-oh-Oh-No!
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Didn't quite run down that child, at least.
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Holy corduroy-lined, wah-wah pedal amplified crack pipe. "Volaré, Your Love Has Given Me Wings."
Before hitting the "play" button, I was wondering, what year was the lowest, worst possible year of the Malaise Era. I might have insisted 1978, since 1979 gave us two decades' worth of Mustangs, and various other things that didn't suck too much. Now, I'm pretty sure I was wrong.-
Hey – 1979 gave us some good things. There was the, umm… and the…
Well bugger it – 1979 gave you all me. So that makes up for all of the vehicular crappiness (maybe).-
Ahem:
https://hooniverse.com/blog/2009/10/20/what-malais…
Also: I got a reply from that guy when I emailed him…was seriously considering a test drive… -
Ahem:
https://hooniverse.com/blog/2009/10/20/what-malais…
Also: I got a reply from that guy when I emailed him…was seriously considering a test drive…
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Come on now. Really? I'm the only one to think of Newbomb Turk? Seriously.
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