This father, Preston Dean, from somewhere in your United States, clearly loves his child Conner much more than your father loved you. He spent months creating a costume for his Kindergartener that was a faithful reproduction of a character called “Sideswipe”.
Okay, I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen the second Transformers movie. I’m told it’s available on iTunes to rent now, but I just can’t be bothered. Maybe I’ll pirate borrow it.
Regardless, from the previews I’ve seen, this Halloween costume appears much more convincing than the creatures in the movie. Look! When that car expands to a proper size, it’s actually in scale with the vehicle it was! Somehow, the child is not suddenly 50-stories high and heavy enough to crush an Abrams tank! Michael Bay would do well to observe this video.
Courtesy, once again, of the incomparable Jo Schmo.