Forgive what may be the worst cameraphone pics ever, so you may witness the horror that is the worst Honda EVER. Hooniverse is no stranger to hyperbole, but this might not be an exaggeration.

This unholy abomination was sighted smack dab in the middle of the Financial District of San Francisco, and boy did it look out of place among the countless black and silver BMWs. Unfortunately, I was only packing an iPhone and a few beers worth of hand-steadiness, so the resulting pictures tone down the insanity. Look closely at the passenger seat. Is that a seat cover portraying Al Pacino with a double-fistfull of cashola? Yessir, it sure is.

All I know is this: it started life as a Del Sol, and is now covered with every single stick-on plastic bobble you can find in a lousy auto parts store, and then some. One parting thought: it was covered with no less than 50 of those fake bullet hole stickers. If only some of them were real …