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The News for June 14th, 2019

Welcome to the Hooniverse News! As always, this is a weekly recap of the biggest stories in the automotive industry without the fluff or bull. This week; BMW shows off the 3 Series Touring, Bentley reveals a new Flying Spur, Koeniegegg’s Jesko looks awesome in red, and the WEC has finally established hypercar class rules.

BMW 3 Series Touring

bmw 3 series touring

Just as BMW has begun rolling out the sixth-generation 3 Series sedan, the coveted Touring version breaks cover. As usual, it boasts nearly all of the same performance and #dynamism as the regular 3 Series but offers more space and practicality, all while looking way prettier.

So everything in the front 3/4 of the car is identical to the new 3 Series. Same engine options, same tech, same general design. Things only differ when you get to the back seats. Designers did this strange and bold thing where instead of having the roof line slope down at the last row, the roof line keeps going. If any general American consumers are reading this, it’s a bit like an SUV that isn’t as tall. That means it still has lots of space for those outdoor adventures you never go on and isn’t awful on gas and is easier to park.

bmw 3 series touring

The rear compartment of the 3 Series Touring has been reworked to offer more space and ease of access. It can now carry up to 17.6 cubic feet of gear in the back and it’ll be easier to access that space. The loading sill is lower and the opening is a bit widerOpt for Comfort Access and the tailgate can open and close on its own as well.

But because it’s a wagon we’re talking about, odds are high that it won’t be offered in the US. Previous 3 Series Tourings have been available here, but the market has changed so much that I wouldn’t count on it. The fact that this press release wasn’t available on the BMW North America media site isn’t a good sign.

[Source: BMW]

Bentley Flying Spur

New Bentley Flying Spur

In 1%er news, Bentley has come out with an all-new Flying Spur. The “luxury four-door Grand Tourer owes only its name to its predecessor” because it’s very new and stuff. They say it’s like a sports sedan but also a limousine. That means it’s fast and comfortable. It has a 6.0-litre, twin-turbocharged W12 mated to a dual-clutch eight-speed transmission so it is indeed very fast. So fast that it can do 0-60 in 3.7 seconds and top out at 207 mph. It features Electronic All-Wheel Steering for the first time on a Bentley and new three-chamber air springs so it rides nice and stuff. And the Flying B can retract so a peasant can’t steal it. Yep, it’s a new Bentley.

[Source: Bentley]

Koenigsegg Jesko Cherry Red Edition

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In other 1%er but this time it’s just too cool to not mention news, the insane Koenigsegg Jesko has apparently received a special edition before its launch. It’s being called the Koenigsegg Jesko Cherry Red Edition and is being offered by the most pretentious-sounding retailer ever, LuxuryAndExpensive, and was discovered by Motor1. There’s not really anything else to report here since Koenigsegg themselves haven’t talked about it either, but just look at it. LOOK AT IT.

[Source: Motor1 via Motor Authority]

WEC Hypercar Regulations Finalized, Finally

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Anyone that’s been following this story can breathe a sigh of relief or maintain their skepticism (like me). The ACO and WEC have finalized their 2020 Hypercar class regulations after it changed half a million times since it was first announced. Motorsport.com confirms that the WEC’s new top class will be open to specialized prototypes and road car-based hypercars with the playing field made as level as possible. One of the things that killed LMP1 is the sky high development and running costs, so this Hypercar class aims to fix that by limiting the money involved.

Here’s the run down:

  • The cars should weigh 1,100 kg / 2,425 pounds and make at most 750 horsepower. Hybrid systems are optional and limited to 270 horsepower. BoP will be used to try and keep everyone close, maybe.
  • They are targeting a Le Mans lap time of 3:30 with the new class. The LMP1 category this replaces can run between 3:15 and 3:20. However, current LMP2 cars can run faster. This year’s LMP2 pole time was a 3:26. It would be a shame to see WEC nerf their one prototype class that isn’t all kinds of fucked up, but they may have to.
  • The regulations are very lax on engines. They’ll allow a bespoke engine or one modified from the road car and will have a “regulated power curve” to keep things balanced.
  • Manufacturers will have design freedom on the car’s body and underbody but will still need to adhere to safety regs. Road-based cars will of course look like they are in fact road-based.
  • Those entering a road-based hypercar will need to produce 20 examples for the street.
  • “Hypercar” is not technically the name of the class as far as we know. The name could change.

The hypercar regulations sounded so promising when they were first announced. LMP1 had turned into a farce with Toyota guaranteed as the only ones who ever have a shot at winning, so fans were eager for something new. But as more reports came out, confidence has eroded very quickly. Up until today, Glickenhaus  (below) was the only manufacturer to formally commit to the class. The rules seemed to be all over the place, and honestly I think they still are. They’re going to have a hell of a time getting the BoP right so a turbo-four-cylinder hybrid can be balanced against a V12. And not to mention the slower target lap times that could impact LMP2.

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The motorsport landscape is changing. Fewer manufacturers are willing to have a niche program like this and even fewer would remain at the negotiating table as the WEC and ACO struggle to keep everyone happy. Meanwhile in America, IMSA has Cadillac, Mazda, and Acura in DPI. Hyundai has expressed interest and even BMW and Ford are rumored to be considering an entry as the DPI 2.0 regulations come into focus. In a market where sports cars have less of an impact in the real world, a class where manufacturers only have to provide an engine and bodywork to go racing just makes the most sense.

But to the WEC’s credit, Aston Martin and Toyota have formally announced Hypercar commitments today. I would expect McLaren to follow and Ferrari *might* as well, even though they’ve been on the fence for a while. Ford meanwhile has ruled it out and are more likely to choose DPI 2.0. The cars will certainly look interesting, but can they actually provide for good racing?

[Sources: Motorsport.com, Sportscar 365, Aston Martin, Scuderia Cameron Glickenhaus]

What’s Your Automotive News?

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That’s all I’ve got for you this week, so now it’s your turn. If you saw anything, fixed something, broke everything, or otherwise did anything even remotely car related that you want to share with your fellow hoon, sound off in the comments.

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16 responses to “The News for June 14th, 2019”

  1. Toaster Avatar
    Toaster

    Why dows the Flying Spur recycle the fender bulges from a 1st gen Hyundai Tiburon?

  2. Greg Kachadurian Avatar
    Greg Kachadurian

    A while back I ran another special event in iRacing with my team. It was the BMW 120 at Le Mans, a 2 hour one-make race with the M8 GTE. Top split winners got a trip to Le Mans out of the deal and a random split winner got a Fanatec BMW wheel. Well, we won it and got chosen. It arrived yesterday. It’s a 1:1 replica of the E92 M3 GT2 steering wheel and it feels ridiculously nice. Suede rim and a metal body. It feels like an actual win now!
    Btw, is there any interest in me continuing to talk about my iRacing special event (mis)adventures? We have the 6 Hours at the Glen and Spa 24 Hour coming up.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5869165d04391e079584b5a5d53deed426d916a9dbe3fd6205f40702bc142dc.jpg

  3. Toaster Avatar
    Toaster

    Why dows the Flying Spur recycle the fender bulges from a 1st gen Hyundai Tiburon?

    1. outback_ute Avatar
      outback_ute

      I think simply to avoid having a giant slab of ‘plain’ sheetmetal, but the negative/concave area underneath really seems unnecessary. Perhaps it will look better in reality than a CG image.

      I also don’t like how the back of the bonnet cut line has wandered outboard of the crease that should be its natural home, where it starts at the front of the car.

      The LM hypercar regs seem like a challenge; if the engine power curve is mandated then the only area where manufacturers will be able to get a competitive advantage is in efficiency, ie economy, which is important in a 24hr race, but I wonder what it will do to overtaking?

  4. Greg Kachadurian Avatar
    Greg Kachadurian

    A while back I ran another special event in iRacing with my team. It was the BMW 120 at Le Mans, a 2 hour one-make race with the M8 GTE. Top split winners got a trip to Le Mans out of the deal and a random split winner got a Fanatec BMW wheel. Well, we won it and got chosen. It arrived yesterday. It’s a 1:1 replica of the E92 M3 GT2 steering wheel and it feels ridiculously nice. Suede rim and a metal body. It feels like an actual win now!
    Btw, is there any interest in me continuing to talk about my iRacing special event (mis)adventures? We have the 6 Hours at the Glen and Spa 24 Hour coming up.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5869165d04391e079584b5a5d53deed426d916a9dbe3fd6205f40702bc142dc.jpg

    1. Monkey10is Avatar
      Monkey10is

      Greg – I have enjoyed the accounts of your iRacing adventures. Consider this one vote for continuing to keep us informed.

    2. fede Avatar
      fede

      I vote for continuing too

  5. Smaglik Avatar
    Smaglik

    My suspected parking brake issue on the M3 turned out to be a very stubborn rock that required turning the rotor and pushing the rear guard away to get it to stop.

    On another note, trailer is attached to x3 with chainsaw in back, prepping for winter today!

    1. Batshitbox Avatar
      Batshitbox

      That must be rather a slapstick event if you have to jump out and wrestle your rotor and rear guard every time you park on a hill. I’m recalling Mr Staines and his “The Antichrist” Land Rover in The Gods Must Be Crazy.

  6. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    Weekend Road Trip! (My 3-day weekend started Thursday, so I’m late to the party.) (Early?)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d83c8da79df5cef2f76342e368c013b3b1266c878e88609001a0f38838ad085.jpg

    When I took this picture I had already been through the 189 turns from Stewart’s Point. What caught my eye (and what I caught a shitty picture of) was the sign on the other side of the road that said, “HEALDSBURG / 445 CURVES AHEAD” Well, I went through all 634 curves of the Stewart’s Point-Skagg’s Springs Road today, Saturday, but that was the tail end of my trip.

    I set out on the motorcycle Thursday afternoon after fortifying myself with some pub grub and a pint. 130 partly sunny miles later I stopped in to say Hi to a pal on the coast that’s playing a punk rock show here in San Francisco tomorrow. Kicked back for some craft beer and PBR at the chowder house on the pier and met my pal’s friends from Illinois, who somehow had gotten there separately via Michigan and Washington states, and were outbound again (together) the next day. Another 35 miles put me at another pal’s cabin, where I fell asleep after starting up (but not in) the hot tub and downing a supermarket burrito and 2 more Pabst Blue Ribbons. Friday was going to be The Big Ride.

    Friday AM saw me back on the road by 9:15, but the stop for a (breakfast) burrito meant my start time was more like 10:30. Sixty-one degrees and overcast on the coast turned into 80 degrees and sunny 20 miles inland at the next best place for cheap gasoline. After dropping the burritos off at the pool and stowing my sweater and heavy gloves I was off.

    Ever miss a turn and at the end of the day it works out for the best? Ever try to buy a paper map of Humboldt County California while in Humboldt County and be S.O.L. at every gas station, Visitor Information Center and sporting goods store you drag your fershlugginer ass into? Ever think maybe these things happen for a reason? I did these things before lunch. I rode 350 miles in one day, 100 of which were not on the roads I planned to be on. Humboldt seems to be playing their cards close to their chest, road sign wise. I was lost. I was happy. I brought my own lunch. Route 36 is closed from noon ’til 3pm on Friday.

    Friday 7:00 P.M. saw me in the hot tub vowing to buy a few pairs of silk boxer shorts, sipping beer and smoking cigarettes. Not really concerned with anything else.

    Today? Today I shut the hot tub off, drove 20 miles south on the Pacific Coast Highway and waited 45 minutes for breakfast and it was worth it. Said Hi to the punk rocker on my way through town and hit the curves back to Sam Clam’s Disco. I made it a true epic by ending up where I started, eating pub grub and getting PBR down my neck at the same place I started.

  7. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    Weekend Road Trip! (My 3-day weekend started Thursday, so I’m late to the party.) (Early?)

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/0d83c8da79df5cef2f76342e368c013b3b1266c878e88609001a0f38838ad085.jpg

    When I took this picture I had already been through the 189 turns from Stewart’s Point. What caught my eye (and what I caught a shitty picture of) was the sign on the other side of the road that said, “HEALDSBURG / 445 CURVES AHEAD” Well, I went through all 634 curves of the Stewart’s Point-Skagg’s Springs Road today, Saturday, but that was the tail end of my trip.

    I set out on the motorcycle Thursday afternoon after fortifying myself with some pub grub and a pint. 130 partly sunny miles later I stopped in to say Hi to a pal on the coast that’s playing a punk rock show here in San Francisco tomorrow. Kicked back for some craft beer and PBR at the chowder house on the pier and met my pal’s friends from Illinois, who somehow had gotten there separately via Michigan and Washington states, and were outbound again (together) the next day. Another 35 miles put me at another pal’s cabin, where I fell asleep after starting up (but not in) the hot tub and downing a supermarket burrito and 2 more Pabst Blue Ribbons. Friday was going to be The Big Ride.

    Friday AM saw me back on the road by 9:15, but the stop for a (breakfast) burrito meant my start time was more like 10:30. Sixty-one degrees and overcast on the coast turned into 80 degrees and sunny 20 miles inland at the next best place for cheap gasoline. After dropping the burritos off at the pool and stowing my sweater and heavy gloves I was off.

    Ever miss a turn and at the end of the day it works out for the best? Ever try to buy a paper map of Humboldt County California while in Humboldt County and be S.O.L. at every gas station, Visitor Information Center and sporting goods store you drag your fershlugginer ass into? Ever think maybe these things happen for a reason? I did these things before lunch. I rode 350 miles in one day, 100 of which were not on the roads I planned to be on. Humboldt seems to be playing their cards close to their chest, road sign wise. I was lost. I was happy. I brought my own lunch. Route 36 is closed from noon ’til 3pm on Friday.

    Friday 7:00 P.M. saw me in the hot tub vowing to buy a few pairs of silk boxer shorts, sipping beer and smoking cigarettes. Not really concerned with anything else.

    Today? Today I shut the hot tub off, drove 20 miles south on the Pacific Coast Highway and waited 45 minutes for breakfast and it was worth it. Said Hi to the punk rocker on my way through town and hit the curves back to Sam Clam’s Disco. I made it a true epic by ending up where I started, eating pub grub and getting PBR down my neck at the same place I started.

  8. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    test drove a 66 Volvo Amazon. it was fun driving such an old car around, and I got compliments even on my short test drive. but a super sloppy unassisted power steering system and unassisted brakes made it a bit spooky, and it had some electrical issues. the problems aren’t unfixable, but the price isn’t right for the car. I’ll shoot him an offer tomorrow, once all his test drives are done, and probably not buy it.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Has it been long since you drove something this old? I have always liked unassisted steering for its mechanical, direct feel – but it’s hard to switch cars often because it will take time to get fully “into it”. The oldest car I have dailied was 3 years in a ’71 145 – basically a heavier Amazon, with disk brakes. But drum brakes are not necessarily weak if in good shape.

    2. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Has it been long since you drove something this old? I have always liked unassisted steering for its mechanical, direct feel – but it’s hard to switch cars often because it will take time to get fully “into it”. The oldest car I have dailied was 3 years in a ’71 145 – basically a heavier Amazon, with disk brakes. But drum brakes are not necessarily weak if in good shape.

      1. wunno sev Avatar
        wunno sev

        this one had front discs. I’ve never owned anything without power steering, and I’ve never even driven anything with a carb or unassisted brakes. I’m hoping you’re right about the manual steering, but that slop was atrocious and the steering box adjuster was already turned all the way down.

        actually you might be familiar with the very example I drove – I saw a comment from a Sjalabais on a bringatrailer post for this very car! a few years later it reappeared on bringatrailer and there was some shill bidding involved, so the auction was canceled. it’s been on LA Craigslist ever since, from the same seller. I’m hoping he’s pretty sick of trying to sell it and will go for a low low offer.

        1. Sjalabais Avatar
          Sjalabais

          Ha, funny, people who can’t shut up will always leave a trace…good luck & mad respect for the will to get another project and try something new!