Sweet Georgia Donk

Not rollin - starters hatin...
Not rollin' – starters hatin'…

I present to you a find from one of my favorite web sites on the entire Intertubes… PropertyRoom.com. Here you can find new products being sold at low prices, but the real gems are the items that find their way to us thanks to various law enforcement agents. It could be a diamond ring, a 58-inch Plasma TV, or my new favorite find – a 1986 Cadillac Fleetwood DONK!This stunning V8 beast is located in Georgia, so it has a nice pedigree since all Donks originated from the Peachtree state.
Apparently the listed mileage is 17,691 but I am willing to wager dollars to dubs that this may have turned the odometer wheels a bit more than that. It doesn’t start but I am sure many of you loyal readers can get this thing running in 20 minutes… (Tim could do it simply by staring at it… he IS the most interesting mechanic in the world).
Who needs a gas pedal anyway?
Who needs a gas pedal anyway?

The auction has 3 days left and bidding is up to $650 and that price puts it in prime LeMons hunting territory. Won’t some kind southern hoon make us proud and buy this beast?

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  1. Robert Emslie Avatar
    Robert Emslie

    DOESN’T START? I’D SAY IT DON’T STOP, DAWG!

    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
      Jeff Glucker

      I award you one (1) DUB BADGE:

  2. superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz. Avatar
    superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz.

    Who the hell needs to start it when you can look that sweet standing still? We be big pimpin’, spendin’ cheese.

  3. Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets Avatar
    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets

    Premium dude. She needs premium!

    1. Rockford_Brodie Avatar
      Rockford_Brodie

      Dude!

      1. Dr.Dangerously Avatar
        Dr.Dangerously

        PREEEEMEEEUUUUUUUUM

    2. Smells Homeless Avatar
      Smells Homeless

      Oh yeah. Despite his less-than-legal proclivities, Snake is definitely one of us.

  4. bzr Avatar

    Oh sweet, I’ve always wanted to drive a car that looks like it has leprosy!

  5. Z71 Avatar
    Z71

    This would have to be one of the most outrageous LeMons cars(Truck?) if someone decided to buy it , though I am concerned with what appears to be buttons near where the gas pedal used to be. I’m thinkin’ some kind of nitrous setup, which then answers the question of why it doesn’t run anymore- Kaboom. Poor Olds 307 V8.

  6. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    If one was to sell off the rims, one could build up a hell of a LeMons racer indeed. If one didn’t sell off the rims, one would probably get People’s Curse.

  7. CptSevere Avatar

    Needs a blower sticking through the hood.

  8. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar
    Formerlythegreatestdriver

    I say Donk it! LeDonka style!

  9. Deartháir Avatar
    Deartháir

    So, who wants to buy one of those surplus Crown Vics and bring it up to me? Or meet me half-way, whatever works. I’ve decided I need a current body-style Vickie to build a Marauder clone.

    1. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      Think they sell them in bulk? I could go for a P71 too.

      1. Deartháir Avatar
        Deartháir

        Cheapest I’ve been able to find lately has been around $5k. Pretty fair price, but still a bit steep for an ex-police Vickie.

  10. superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz. Avatar
    superbadd75 haz not mastered teh interwebz.

    So what would your number be, 187, Fitty, or Fo’?

    1. Jeff Glucker Avatar

      It would be a three turned sideways to resemble the Wu-Tang symbol…

  11. LTDScott Avatar
    LTDScott

    I wonder what awesome paint job they painted over.

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

      “CHEATING FUCK”? Nah, the windows would be broken.

  12. "Sparky" P Avatar

    Once upon a time we backwoods mountain folk were mocked for placing broken car bodies on top of wrecked 4x4s. All was well with our own kind up in the boonies, but the minute we drove into town… sheesh.
    I’ll have you know that caddy will get stuck the first time you take it woodcutting. It’s useless without a proper transfer case.
    Just sayin…

  13. citroen67 Avatar
    citroen67

    Somebody kill it before it gives birth to more of these things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Daren Brechtel Avatar
    Daren Brechtel

    Great share dude Thanks

  15. Cordell Sobieski Avatar

    Thank you, interesting share

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