Superbowl Sunday Ride Special: The Armored Limousine, With a Stripper Pole!

So what do the Dallas Cowboys Football Star Terrell Owens, and Reality TV Star (and Sex Tape Vixen) Kim Kardashian have in common? They both chose to use a most unusual Limousine Service, based in the Dallas Metro area, the Armored Limousine Service, Inc.

The Vault XXL2

Ahhh, the rolling stripper club, complete with pole.

OK, so you may have seen this story before, but it is worth repeating. According to the companies website, they offer a service in which their clients enjoy being Different and Stylish, with a sense of Security. Well, the fact is this “Limousine” is really a stretched Armored Car, complete with all the over the top accouterments that you would expect in a “Party Limo” including tasteless two-toned leather, neon and strobe lighting, and a retractable stripper pole that drops from the ceiling.

The company goes on to explain that they are the only Limousine Service in the Southwest that provides 100% Bullet Proof transportation, and to provide Safety at its Finest, with a touch of Elegance and Class. The vehicles are appropriately named “The Vault XXL2”, and “The Vault XXL4.” These Limousines feature some unusual details, to further distinguish them from other Limousines that show up at various Red Carpet Events. Check out the Diamond Plate Aluminum trim along the sides, the roof mounted strobe light bar, and my favorite accessory, gun ports located all along the sides of the “party machine.”
This interior is called Shagadelic. Notice the different heights of the seating, to differentiate between the "Stars" and the entourage.

This proves one thing, that nothing succeeds like excess when in Texas. And this is one limo that will appeal to the so called stars with huge egos.
Source: Armor Horse, The Armored Limousine Service.

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  1. skaycøg Avatar

    I'm sitting here with my mouth open. I've not seen this before, and it's hard to describe the thoughts going through my head. Well, I guess that's not unusual. Anyway, this is beyond belief.

    1. Ruthless if u let me Avatar

      I might imagine the things running through your head…
      I can only think how ugly this thing is inside and out. And I am a bit ashamed that I might know some people that would enjoy this "thing."
      Oh, hello skaycog!

      1. skaycøg Avatar

        Unbelievable, isn't it? I wonder how much to rent it?
        Hello to u too! Nice!

        1. Ruthless if u let me Avatar

          I bet it is one of those "If you have to ask, you can't afford it" deals.

        2. Straight6er Avatar

          The banner at the top claims you can rent a Vault XL for $250 an hour. I shudder to think what an XXL would cost.

          1. skaycøg Avatar

            Oh, yeah….I didn't even read that. Thanks! I think I'll pass on renting it.

  2. Maymar Avatar

    On one hand, armoured trucks are cool, and more limos need gun ports. On the other, I am absolutely certain I would dislike any person who thinks this is something they need to use.

  3. Straight6er Avatar

    You laugh now but in a years time this will be a necessity in Detroit

  4. smalleyxb122 Avatar

    So how does it protect you between your parking spot and your skybox? Seems to me that if you really need that kind of protection, maybe an event with such massive public attendance shouldn't be on your list.

  5. CptSevere Avatar

    This is just so tacky, obscene, and over-the-top that I like it. Makes an H2 limo look tasteful and understated. If I win the lottery, I'm filling this thing with booze and escort service employees and we're all going on a roadtrip to Vegas.

    1. CptSevere Avatar

      I'll make sure that the escort service includes Chippendales guys for skaycog and iheartstiggie, too. There's room in this bad idea for us all.

      1. skaycøg Avatar

        Thanks for the Chippendales……let's go!

  6. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    I like the retractable stripper pole and the double stack early 2000 F150 bumpers…

  7. Beatnikid Avatar

    Sadly it'll probably catch on…a further shaking of the head would be if it was equipped with a slushbox, rather than the 10 speed transmission like it should.

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  9. Thad Compston Avatar

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  10. Steve Avatar

    That looks awesome! I like the pink hummer limo here: Orlando Limo Service.