Smells Like a Steak, Seats 3.5: Matra-Simca RANCH-O!

Alex Kierstein

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Can you name the truck with front wheel drive,
Smells like steak-frite, and seats three-point-five?
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the La Marseillais-blaring truck endorsed by a clown,
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Hey, hey!
Two meters long, two mimes wide,
Sixty-five kilos of misplaced Gallic pride!
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s an escargo-lovin’, Gaulloises-smokin’ drivin’ machine,
Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho! Matra Rancho!
Arrête, Rancho! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrête!
Buy yours today, wherever Matra-Simca products are sold!

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  1. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Kundalini wants his hand back.

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  2. EscortsForever Avatar
    EscortsForever

    Now everyone is gonna want to hear that song:
    [youtube I6qpQzK2Rj4&feature=relatedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6qpQzK2Rj4&fe… youtube]

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  3. bzr Avatar
    bzr

    It's so French, it must be liberated!

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  4. superbadd75 Avatar
    superbadd75

    What, no white flag flying from the antenna?

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  5. Feds_II Avatar
    Feds_II

    I freaking love these things. Now would it be easier to stuff one on top of a Ranger chassis or one from a wrecked STi?

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  6. FЯeeMan Avatar
    FЯeeMan

    It's a front wheel drive Disco II with an ill-fitting door and a weird grill?
    Pass.

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