Real Hoons of Genius


(Real Hoon of genius) We salute you, Mr. Overpass-hanging Beertruck Driver. Because when other truck drivers are clogging the highways with spilled loads of rasberry jam (it’s so sticky) and watermelons (you’d think seedless wouldn’t be so messy), you bring it. If people have to be stuck in traffic (feels like it’s been hours), you remind them that a cold, icy Bud Light when they get home makes the wait all worthwhile. (it makes them thir-irsty). That’s why, when we see your big rear end hanging over us, and dropping its load of crisp, clean Bud Light, we say. . . Thanks. (Real hoons of geniuuuuus!)
Props to Jo Schmo for the tip.

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  1. Jo_Schmo Avatar

    Awesome!

  2. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    On the one hand, it's beer; on the other hand, it ain't.

  3. joshuman Avatar

    I get sad when I run out of real beer at home and have to drink the Bud Light we keep on hand for when non-discerning guests come over.

    1. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

      My guests give me strange looks when I try to make them take the "real" beer, so that I can save the Bud Light for myself.
      Pretty sure they've got a Hank Hill voice in their heads…. "That boy ain't right."

  4. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

    Does anyone know where this happened? Looking at the airplane images on the overpass, I'd assume it's close to an airport, airbase, or NASA installation or something.
    Maybe this is the start of a new series… "Name that overpass"…. anyone?

    1. blueplate Avatar

      What's strange is, a Google search of "beer bud light overturned OR accident OR spill bridge OR highway" turned up quite a few beer truck accidents. Is "beer truck driver" an especially dangerous profession? Or is there such a huge volume of beer transported?
      For example, this similar looking event reported by "draft.com" has beer overturning on I-75 in Ohio: http://news.draftmag.com/2009/06/29/another-day-a

      1. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

        I'd go with huge volume of beer being transported.
        but then again, if the driver dips into the goods………..

        1. Target29 Avatar

          HUGE amounts of beer transported especially in Canuckistan…

  5. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    As much as I hate Bud Light, I'd be hard pressed not to get a snow shovel and load as much as I could in the back of the Jeep. Recession going on you know?

  6. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    In case no one's noticed, the front page is down.
    We're working on it…please be patient.

    1. Thrashy Avatar

      Patience? Patience!? I MUST KNOW HOW CAMSHAFTS WORK THIS INSTANT!

      1. Tim Odell Avatar
        Tim Odell

        Fixed.
        Mr Braff's camshaft post completely broke things.
        Ironic, in a way…

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