(Real Hoon of genius) We salute you, Mr. Overpass-hanging Beertruck Driver. Because when other truck drivers are clogging the highways with spilled loads of rasberry jam (it’s so sticky) and watermelons (you’d think seedless wouldn’t be so messy), you bring it. If people have to be stuck in traffic (feels like it’s been hours), you remind them that a cold, icy Bud Light when they get home makes the wait all worthwhile. (it makes them thir-irsty). That’s why, when we see your big rear end hanging over us, and dropping its load of crisp, clean Bud Light, we say. . . Thanks. (Real hoons of geniuuuuus!)
Props to Jo Schmo for the tip.