The idea of taking a nearly-$200,000 Range Rover SVAutobiography Dynamic and getting it covered in dust and dirt, is quite appealing. Until something goes wrong. Shod with 22-inch wheels and low-profile tires, the uber-lux Land Rover has the internal strength to go anywhere but it’s wearing the wrong shoes.

And we found that out at the top of a mild trail.

[Disclaimer: Land Rover tossed us the keys to Range Rover SVA, and we promptly ruined that poor tire. Sorry Land Rover…]