No Good Can Come of This: 1965 FiberFab Aztec

1965 Volkswagen Fiberfab Aztec Kit Car for sale1965 Volkswagen Fiberfab Aztec Kit Car for sale
This is certainly not a “true” Porsche. While the lines of this Fiberfab Aztec kit have a decent mid-60s supercar look and the feasibility of scary-fast VWs is well known, we’re still doubtful you’d ever have a car that wouldn’t be laughed at as soon as your opened the gullwing doors or tilt-back hatch. But then again, maybe that’s the challenge. Despite the Mesoamerican name and paintjob, all we can think of when we see that oil cooler intake scoop thing are The Snorks.
Aaaand, in searching for that Snorks link we ran smack into Rule 34 the Internet. Seriously, there some strange people out there.
On eBay motors, naturally.

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  1. Tanshanomi Avatar

    "…While we know much about these prehistoric creatures, only skeletal evidence remains. Therefore, scientists are forced to rely purely on conjecture when imagining the texture and color of their skin…"

  2. SeanKHotay Avatar

    I like the FiberFab Aztec. I’ve lusted after a FiberFab Aztec.
    This, sir, is no FiberFab Aztec.

  3. Tim Odell Avatar
    Tim Odell

    I don't know why that one picture won't format properly, but it's giving me a rash…

  4. FAЯT SMUCKEЯ Avatar

    Did you know if you re-arrange the letters in The Snorks, you can spell Rest Honks?

  5. Ambersand Avatar

    I want to stick a giant hook in it and use it as bass bait. Yikes I'm rather disturbed, on a few levels.

  6. FAЯT SMUCKEЯ Avatar

    Looks like the low self-esteem Ninja Turtle's car. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo,
    and Hans, from 1 Turtle, 1 Screwdriver fame.

    1. slacking1 Avatar

      exactly what I thought when i saw this pic

  7. SeanKHotay Avatar

    I like the FiberFab Aztec. I lust after a FiberFab Aztec.
    This, sir, is no FiberFab Aztec.

  8. rovingardener Avatar

    The car was shown on something called Fast Inc on MTV, and my brain went right to fastink.

  9. Alff Avatar

    I'll bet that paint job is top notch … go to the ad and check out the state of the art paint booth. I'd also bet you'll spend at least as much sourcing the missing glass as you do on the vehicle.

  10. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar
  11. Mad_Hungarian Avatar

    Rule No. 1: Cars named "Aztec" are ugly. Rule No. 2: You cannot get around Rule No. 1 by misspelling "Aztec."

  12. dmilligan Avatar

    I'm pretty sure that I used to have a Hot Wheels car that looked just like that thing. As I remember, it was a real piece of shit car too. I think all that ugly really screws up the handling.

  13. engineerd Avatar

    Back when this car was new the owner really only had to worry about what his neighbors and townpeople thought of his paint job. It was the '70s and he didn't have much to worry about. There was some really weird shit going down in Las Vegas at that time.
    He never imagined the internet would come along and put this up for the world to make fun of. Luckily, it did. Because today has been a strange day and poking fun at other people's oddities is making me feel better.

  14. liam Avatar

    is it still for sale

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