Ask and ye shall receive, or so the saying goes. We actually don’t want to know what the question would be (“how can I get my spouse to leave me and take the children?”), but here’s at least one possible answer: 3 Lada Nivas, with burly “made in the Soviet Union” construction and the ability to tackle terrain that would make a modern 4Runner blush.
Plus, you get an awesome assortment of random problems. One of them has no 3rd gear but “4 good mags,” one a “good engine” but no 5th gear, and so on. But hey, for only $900 Canadian, you can get ’em all! And if simply owning three Lada Nivas wasn’t badass enough on its own, imagine the possibility of fielding an entire team of like-liveried LeMons racers, possibly ballasted with rotting moose carcasses. Just don’t ply the LeMons judges with any Russian homebrew.