Last Call- They Say It's Your Birthday Edition

Happy 70th birthday Chuck Norris.
Top ten facts about Chuck Norris and muscle cars may be found here.
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  1. Frozen_Robot Avatar

    Holy crap! Chuck Norris is 70 years old!?! I didn't think he aged.

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      He doesn't; his beard just gets one layer thicker.

      1. thomasmac Avatar

        The real question is how someone got close enough to his beard to count the layers to determine he is 70

  2. skitter Avatar

    Hooniversal Naval Gazing:
    The conversations in both of the Jezebel cross-posts were funnier than any Jalopnik thread this week.
    There, I said it.
    I can't say I've contributed anything particularly funny or poignant or thought-provoking, nothing to rival the Engines of Our Ingenuity link or any of the COTDs, so perhaps, as always, the fault lies within.
    /more appropriate for the start of drinking than last call

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  4. Tomsk Avatar

    Like many septuagenarians, Chuck Norris goes to Denny's in the afternoon and orders the Grand Slam. Unfortunately, he takes its name a little too literally…

  5. Alff Avatar

    Chuck Norris doesn't turn 70. 70 turns Chuck Norris.

  6. Alff Avatar

    Since it's last call, anything is game. Let's see a picture of your garage. Here's mine, as of this afternoon. The red one will be shorter by tomorrow night…
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    1. acarr260 Avatar

      I'm intrigued!
      Just to fit in, here's one of my projects / cars in storage for now:
      <img src="; width="500" height="375" alt="P1000209" />

      1. Jeff Glucker Avatar
        Jeff Glucker


      2. Alff Avatar

        I love that. Do you have the bed?

        1. acarr260 Avatar

          It has a flatbed / stake bed – my grandpa bought it from a very small town fire dept years ago (maybe 15 years or more ago – I barely remember him buying it and going for one short ride in it). The bed frame can be saved, but it needs new wood. The body is in great shape (other than my grandpa's choice of color when he had it repainted), so it should just need some tires, a tune-up, and new seals (in theory). I kind of wish it had more than 3k miles, so I wouldn't feel bad putting mileage on her.

    2. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      We've been having fun haven't we?

      1. Alff Avatar

        Yeah, I really want the yellow one back on the road in time for spring driving, but I need to get rid of the red one so I have room to work. I've never broken a car before, it's pretty grueling if you're determined to save every good part.