Last Call- They Come in Bags? Edition

 

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I wonder if that’s really a toll-free number?

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39 responses to “Last Call- They Come in Bags? Edition”

    1. chrystlubitshi Avatar
      chrystlubitshi

      it's really the american cheese that surprises me.
      if you're going to order a bag of dicks, why would you NOT get a cheese with more flavor, like "stinking bishop", "Tetilla", Slack Ma Girdle, or Dorset Blue Vinyl? otherwise you just get a waxy/oily government regulated "cheese-food-product"

      1. $kaycog Avatar
        $kaycog

        I may never eat another sub again. ;D

      2. Devin Avatar
        Devin

        But on the other hand, some dicks come with their own cheese.

        1. Vavon Avatar
          Vavon

          Eeewww!!!

    2. Irishzombieman Avatar
      Irishzombieman

      Did you find that by googling "bag of dicks"?

      1. $kaycog Avatar
        $kaycog

        Uh huh. It was a most interesting search. O_O

        1. TheOtherMacLeod Avatar
          TheOtherMacLeod

          You're far braver than I…

          1. $kaycog Avatar
            $kaycog

            It was actually very funny.

          2. Irishzombieman Avatar
            Irishzombieman

            Still, I'd be terrified. Might see something shocking and un-unseeable.
            Like the time I had a good buzz going and typed "hotmale.com" instead of "hotmail.com."
            /shivers

          3. $kaycog Avatar
            $kaycog

            There weren't any real ones………..mostly cartoon drawings. I'll try to remember to Google "hotmale.com". ;D

          4. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
            mr. mzs zsm msz esq

            I need to start drinking coffee again cause I kept reading that as hottamale.com and wondered what would be so eye searing there.

  1. unv412 Avatar
    unv412

    Jeep must belong to Louis C.K !

    1. Maxichamp Avatar

      He drives an Infiniti M!

  2. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    I saw someone who needed a how's-my-driving hotline this morning. They decided a green arrow for left-turners meant they could go straight across, despite the through lanes having red lights… and the far side left-turners having the green arrow too.

  3. BobWellington Avatar
    BobWellington

    That's not a valid phone number.

      1. BobWellington Avatar
        BobWellington

        Umm…what? 😛

        1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
          FuzzyPlushroom

          That's… their number. You punch in 1-800-EAT-A-BAG, which is as far as you can go anyway, and that's who you get.

          1. BobWellington Avatar
            BobWellington

            Ahhh….silly me. But that's why I was saying it wasn't a valid number because it was too long. It was my attempt at dry humor. 😛

  4. PotbellyJoe Avatar
    PotbellyJoe

    A few years ago I was working on an advertising account with a guy on the brand side that was just a horrendously pompous kid. Nobody could figure out his angle, but he seemed to have convinced his company he was the god of all things.
    So one day he sent an email that in it's string had his personal e-mail listed. We found a few of his social media accounts.
    No lie, he used the phrase Bag of Dicks, or BoD on his Twitter account almost daily.
    The next meeting he started going nuts about something and one of the more senior members on our team referenced the phrase as the new thing. Said he read a well followed Twitter account that popularized the phrase for him.
    Then he said the Twitter handle.
    This guy turned red and for about a week legitimately considered all of our suggestions for the account.
    Long and short, we actually put on a successful campaign for them and the story ended happy, but every time I see, or hear, that phrase, I think about that hotshot.

  5. dead_elvis Avatar

    Eat a bag of Dick's, you say?
    <img src="http://fashionandfries.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/recently-updated13.jpg&quot; width="600">
    A Seattle institution. 1 deluxe & a chocolate shake, thanks.

    1. Irishzombieman Avatar
      Irishzombieman

      Did you go there just because of this post?

      1. dead_elvis Avatar

        Nah, I don't need much of an excuse. I try to limit my trips there to once a month, but I've already been twice this year.

    2. Alff Avatar

      Many years ago I flustered the PYT cashier during a drunken late night trip to Dick's (aren't they all?). As I approached the counter I said loudly, "Dick's Shakes 75 cents??!!! Here's a 10, keep the change!"

    3. BobWellington Avatar
      BobWellington

      Are the fries as good as they look?

      1. dead_elvis Avatar

        Only for about the first minute out of the fryer. Not crispy at all, simply a delivery system for salt & hot grease.
        So, utterly delicious at 2 am after an evening of drinking!

        1. BobWellington Avatar
          BobWellington

          They definitely look like they contain your daily grease quota. They look kind of like Five Guys' fries, but greasier.

  6. OA5599 Avatar
    OA5599

    In bags? Everyone knows they come in boxes!
    [youtube WhwbxEfy7fg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg youtube]
    (slightly NSFW, but bleeped)

      1. Vavon Avatar
        Vavon

        OH MY GOD!!!

      2. jeepjeff Avatar
        jeepjeff

        I bet they voted for Dick Swett for Congress:
        <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv95vgRY4r1qctkcl.jpg&quot; width=500>

        1. PotbellyJoe Avatar
          PotbellyJoe

          <img src="http://baltimorepostexaminer.com/wp-content/uploads/dick-armey.jpg&quot; width=450>
          No, Cobbledick has always been a staunch conservative.

        2. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar
          FuzzyPlushroom

          I'm proud of my home state's Dick Swett (he and his wife have lived in NH for decades). You would be, too.

    1. SSurfer321 Avatar
      SSurfer321

      <img src="http://www.ucomparehealthcare.com/img/profile/drs/63/richard_tapper.jpg"&gt;
      Dr. Richard Tapper specializes in urology in Toledo, Ohio. Details of Dr. Tapper's 46 years experience as an MD, his 3 hospital affiliations and education at Ohio State University
      I can't make this stuff up

  7. MVEilenstein Avatar
    MVEilenstein

    Ohio. Figures.

  8. ReneM Avatar
    ReneM

    In a bag, maybe, maybe not, but in a can definitely http://www.worldmarket.com/product/heinz-spotted-

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