Last Call- That Pictogram's a Little Specific Edition

Road signs are usually designed to warn of danger. In some instances, they can also provide instruction on how to dispatch that wealthy dowager in order to collect the inheritance.
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  1. CptSevere Avatar

    Aw, for cryin' out loud, they could have made the damned alligator look less happy. I mean, really.

  2. smokyburnout Avatar

    Well, there's no slash through the picture, so they're saying it's ok to careen down this hill in a wheelchair to your watery, gator-y death.

    1. skitter Avatar

      And still, some insist that warning labels should be text-free.

      1. Tomsk Avatar

        Why shouldn't they be? I mean, this one's crystal clear:
        <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2657/4219051097_a04d7a24cd.jpg&quot; width="500" height="306" />
        "Imitating a flamingo while looking under the hood will set off fireworks."

        1. P161911 Avatar

          "No diving onto top of open hood while someone imitating a flamingo is looking under the hood, at night"
          The dot on that exclamation point is the exact same size as the guys head.

  3. Maymar Avatar

    That was nice of them to try and warn the alligators about the dangers of careening wheelchair-bound people. I know what kind of danger they can be – my grandma's a vehicular menace on her scooter, mowing down all in her path.

  4. jjd241 Avatar
    jjd241

    This looks like a place to post such a sign!
    [youtube WpwbGcqI1ZU&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpwbGcqI1ZU&NR… youtube]

  5. BGW Avatar

    "The Porsche Cayman is not handicap-friendly."

  6. engineerd Avatar

    <img width=500 src="http://www.youthink.org/Dreamweaver/Student%20webpages/Battini/images/immigrant_crossing_san_diego_03-18-2004.jpg"&gt;
    I always wondered, is it ok to run over the immigrants if the mom isn't wearing a skirt, if there's no dad, or if it's a little boy instead of a little girl?

    1. soo΄pәr-bādd75 Avatar

      How about if they're not running? Or if they happened to be on bicycles? Or in the back of an El Camino?

  7. engineerd Avatar

    Also, why are they warning us of a man opening an umbrella?
    <img src="http://porternovelli.typepad.com/underconstruction/men_at_work_sign.jpg&quot; style="width: 300px; height: 265px; border: 0" alt="imgTag" />

    1. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

      James May once interviewed Margaret Calvert, who, along with a colleague, created many of Great Britain's road signs.
      He asked her this question. She said that she hadn't noticed until the signs were up and people pointed it out.
      May tried to draw on the end of a spade, to make it more apparent that it wasn't an umbrella.
      That went predictably.

  8. Target29 Avatar

    I always laugh at the following sign-
    <img src="http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/safetycentral_2091_40975605&quot; style="width: 230px; height: 232px; border: 0" alt="imgTag" />
    Its like an invite for "Death Race 2000"

    1. Tomsk Avatar

      I'm still waiting for some sue-happy interest group to make them change it to "developmentally challenged children."
      What? The sign isn't using "slow" in that context? Huh. Carry on, then.

    2. BrianTheHoon Avatar

      Oh, I remember Slow Children! I always though Pal Shazar was kinda hot. Wait, what? You're not referring to the band?

  9. CeRuLeaNBLu Avatar

    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/trifter/2008/01/07/98063_5.jpg"&gt;
    "Million-to-One Shot, Doc. Million-to-One"