Now that’s a road sign to which I’d likely pay attention.
Image source: [Timesonline.uk]
Last Call- Slow Children Edition
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I hate explosives with a slow fuse.
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Shouldn't that read "Road Closed"?
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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.
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A mine is a terrible thing to waste.
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Ba-dom, he will be here all night folks, try the veil.
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Right, because standing on the trigger for extended periods is how you keep 'em from going kerblamo.
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Nah, they are safe cause they run really fast.
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Slow minefields aren't so bad, it's the fast minefields that will get you.
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Right, because standing on the trigger for extended periods is how you keep 'em from going kerblamo.
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As opposed to a fast minefield…
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If you keep it in first and feather the clutch a bit…..and just eaaaase over it, you should be fine….
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How do they know the mines are slow? Do they give them an aptitude test and all the mines that dont pass get put to work in the slow minefield?
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Yes, of course. They are SPECIAL mines. They only go off when the short bus rolls over them.
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What does the next sign say? No Shoulder?
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Must be in the Falklands and not the UK itself. Was there once. I donated $10 to the Limbless Soldier's Fund. In return I got a "Danger Minefield" sign to take home and put on my wall along with a certificate saying that it was given to me by the EOD. Without the certificate they told me I could be charged with attempted murder just by carrying it around as the assumption would be that I took it from an actual minefield. Interesting place. Other than the usual reasons, the war was kind of a shame as some of their best beaches and bits of coastline are unsafe to visit because of the mines.
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