Last Call: Pseudonym Edition

no you're a Fiat
No, you’re a Fiat.
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  1. desmo Avatar

    No, you’re a housewiFiat.

  2. outback_ute Avatar

    Saw an AMC Javelin years ago with “IMACAR”. I’m not sure that just changing the question from “what’s that” to “what type of car is that” is what the guy had in mind though, maybe he was just after the laughs?

  3. Wayne Moyer Avatar
    Wayne Moyer

    It’s Limited by how many Toledo can produce and sell to unsuspecting buyers.

    1. Maymar Avatar

      It’s Italian built! Same line as the 500x. I’m sure the great US war machine being built by a former Axis power counts as irony, but I’m not sure for who.
      Also, its totally weird that the 500x looks to have more ground clearance than its Jeep equivalent (even if thats not true).

  4. Alff Avatar

    If you have to tell people …

    1. Vairship Avatar

      Well, the license plate holder says Dodge, so it may be having an identity crisis…

  5. Batshitbox Avatar

    Last night I saw one of those JKs with the “Willys Wheeler” package, and the stupid logo stenciled on the hood. I seriously wanted to wipe my butt on its ‘authentic styling’ (as the Jeep website calls it.) At least it wasn’t a 4-door Wrangler (Hah! That cracks me up every time I say it. 4-Door Wrangler! Hah!)

    1. Preludacris Avatar

      Ohhhh… that’s a factory graphics package? Yikes. I’ve been over here quietly thinking bad thoughts about at least two different owners I had wrongly assumed got really presumptuous custom vinyl cut for their Jeeps.

      1. Batshitbox Avatar

        Now you can join me in thinking bad thoughts about the entire Jeep marketing department, and who doesn’t indulge in that now and again?

  6. stigshift Avatar

    It is one of the greatest Jeeps. It’s a very strong Jeep. It’s a winning Jeep. Hillman doesn’t know how to Jeep. Hillman is not a Jeep. It is an excellent Jeep. People are saying that all the time. People don’t buy you if aren’t a Jeep. Hillman doesn’t Jeep. Hillman is a loser. This I can tell you. Believe me. Hillman hates Jeep.

    1. clipon Avatar

      Hilldog ist stealing food out of the mouth of innocent children.

  7. ptschett Avatar

    I really want to hate the Renegade (as is my wont with CUVs) but I kinda dig it anyway. It strikes me as an effort to make a CUV that’s more capable and/or more fun to own than I picture the average CUV.
    …but, the Jeep I’d be most likely to own would still be either a Grand Cherokee or the upcoming Wrangler-based pickup.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      There’s no Jeep I’m really listing after (unless you count the Grand Wagoneer), but I agree on this one being a success designwise. It just looks fun, well thought-out, and it is priced right. The intended audience won’t overthink any of the implications mentioned above.

  8. dukeisduke Avatar

    Hell no it’s not a Jeep.

  9. theskig Avatar

    Hehehe this was very funny 🙂