Last Call – Not The Kind Of Girl You'd Bring Home to Mom Edition

If you drive a Hyundai Tiburon, you probably just wish to have a girlfriend.
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  1. Maymar Avatar

    Did that to a friend's Fiero in high school. Given that the next person to drive it (before it got washed of course) was his dad, he was distinctly not amused.

  2. Deartháir Avatar

    I'm gonna go ahead and assume that if you have a Tiburon, you probably wish you had a boyfriend.
    One way or another.

  3. facelvega Avatar

    Actually, a few years ago Motortrend ran an RD Tiburon with only about $3000 in turbocharging and suspension upgrades around Laguna Sec in under 1:49, only four seconds behind an '06 GT500 and three seconds behind an '05 Exige 240R. Amazingly, they also solved world peace and cured cancer in the same issue. Or maybe it was Car and Driver, can't remember.

  4. Smells_Homeless Avatar

    That's exactly how my Bonneville wagon earned the name "Dildomobile."

  5. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    Both my cars have, at some point, had "" scrawled in the dust in a convenient location… but only the 244 has had paint oxidised enough that you could lick your finger and draw a giant, veiny phallus on the roof. (These were never simultaneous, don't worry.)
    The photos are here. My friends are arseholes.

  6. lilwillie Avatar

    I've always thought that message was a fail. Personally when I get my truck dirty I write "My wife is this dirty" and that normally gets more thumbs up and snickers.
    It also gets me in trouble with the wife but that is the fun part of it.

  7. Sheamus Avatar

    What if your girlfriend drives a Tiburon?
    Also, to quote a friend's dad, "I always wondered what kind of person drove that car."

  8. SSurfer321 Avatar

    I always write "DOT Test Dirt. Do Not Wash"

  9. jjd241 Avatar

    Here's the way to do it right!
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