Last Call – Marketing 101 Edition

Even the homies know, it’s important to stay hydrated.
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  1. pj134 Avatar

    I gotta ask before I dedicate to commenting here, do you have any plans to "change format" in the near future?

    1. Jim-Bob Avatar

      Hopefully if they do, it will be resource intensive and bafflingly confusing to try and look through.

    2. Jackie Avatar

      Given that Hooniverse appears to be WordPress-powered, I doubt that any format changes would seriously screw the commenting system… unlike some, um… other sites.

      1. tonyola Avatar

        …at least no more than it already is. Nibbles tends to run rampant sometimes.

      2. engineerd Avatar

        Welcome to our bizarre little corner of the internet!

    3. GTXEliminator Avatar


    4. Feds_II Avatar

      Wow. Has that site been hacked? All I see is a giant ad for a BMW X-3.
      Crafty Germans.

      1. Thrashy Avatar

        I know right? After the data breach, I changed my password over there. Then I forgot it. And now I really, really, don't care that I can't log in anymore.

  2. buzzboy7 Avatar

    Somebody's got a flat, and that's at least a $250 tire. I sure hope pepsi pays good for advertising.

    1. raphaelinberlin Avatar

      mmmm kandy paint

    2. Alff Avatar

      Digging the Froot Loops Chevy. I'd make my teenagers drive it.

  3. Jackie Avatar

    Not bad, but you won't get your electrolytes with just plain donk-water.
    <img src="; "width=500px">
    <a href="” target=”_blank”>

    1. smokyburnout Avatar

      Not a donk, but It's got what engines crave!
      <img src="; width="600" />

      1. Jackie Avatar

        Honestly… I kind of like the look (minus the Brawndo decals.) You may proceed to mock me now.

        1. Alff Avatar

          Welcome, Jackie. At one time or another, we were all refugees.

        2. mr. mzs zsm msz esq Avatar
          mr. mzs zsm msz esq

          You're not alone in that assessment. Also, welcome!

      2. Alff Avatar

        Must be an EV – it's full of electrolytes.

    2. smokyburnout Avatar


    3. BlackIce_GTS Avatar

      So awesome! And/or terrible!
      -fiberglass interior
      -the dash is 6 TVs
      -it has the nutrition facts on the trunk
      I missed this one before (Imagevenue code disappears when I try to edit):
      <img src="; border="0">
      link fixed:
      You don't have to close img tags.

  4. Feds_II Avatar

    Ooh, bent bumper. Looks like that guy had a kabonk-a-donk.

  5. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Why dear god why….

  6. sparky Avatar

    This immediately came to mind:

  7. Black Steelies Avatar

    "And uh, cover it in Chevy bowties, for good measure."

  8. jjd241 Avatar

    You gotta know the chicks dig a big donk!
    Here are my "seen on the streets" finds for this week…
    [youtube ViFwfb_pq2k youtube]

  9. bboxy Avatar

    this is by far the strangest donk i've ever seen, they're usually candy or cereal brands!!! wow….why so many damn bowties, anyway?

  10. FЯeeMan Avatar

    Anyone know the theory behind making your vehicle a rolling ad for someone else's product? Marketing for my own store/brand I can understand, but the rolling billboards done on my dime for your product don't be makin' no sense to me.

    1. engineerd Avatar

      I don't get it either. If that company was paying me for the space, by all means. However, I doubt these guys are getting a dime, and are just following a fad.
      It's like the HuffPost bloggers that worked for free so Arianna could turn around and make millions.

  11. Alff Avatar

    Does Aquafina even come in a 40?

    1. goingincirclez Avatar

      Four-door > Fo-do > Fo-dee > 40. So yes, sadly.

      1. FЯeeMan Avatar

        I actually LOLd. well played, well played

  12. timbill Avatar

    if i owned a company and somebody put my company trademark all over one of these i would sue for slander and compyright infrengment. and im not some sue happy jerk

    1. Alff Avatar

      Not me. I'd be proud to be straight up legit, yo.

  13. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    Yo' body needs watuh, so drink that shit!
    [youtube GlKL_EpnSp8 youtube]
    Probably NSFW, at least the audio. Nonetheless, an important public service announcement.