Last Call: Lights? Where we’re going we need lights

Long time reader and frequent commenter Sjalabais sent in today’s Last Call image. He quoted it as “Here is a 1990 Subaru Justy 1.2 AWD… ready to do ‘justyce’ do dark roads.”

I’m not sure if the 1.2-liter engine even cranks out enough juice to power thee lights.

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8 responses to “Last Call: Lights? Where we’re going we need lights”

  1. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    “Oxidize, and add lightbars”

  2. Batshitbox Avatar
    Batshitbox

    “Oxidize, and add lightbars”

  3. outback_ute Avatar
    outback_ute

    Just watch out for moose…

  4. Vairship Avatar
    Vairship

    So that’s what Hooniverse’s trusty correspondent in Finland has been working on!

  5. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    Uhm, serious question here: can a 4WD 1.2 liter Subaru Justy get going fast enough to be damaged by a moose strike?

    And, isn’t that thing on the roof shaped that way so a moose would slide right over the top of the car?

    Assuming these things to be true, those lights are purely a vanity move.

  6. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    Uhm, serious question here: can a 4WD 1.2 liter Subaru Justy get going fast enough to be damaged by a moose strike?

    And, isn’t that thing on the roof shaped that way so a moose would slide right over the top of the car?

    Assuming these things to be true, those lights are purely a vanity move.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Everything more powerful than the Flintstone’s walk-a-cars are plenty fast enough for our narrow, winding roads.

      The lights are insanely over the top, but for people living in the woods here, driving long stretches on dark roads, this might actually feel right.

  7. Zentropy Avatar
    Zentropy

    In all seriousness, perhaps it’s often foggy there. The background certainly looks damp.