Last Call- I'd Hate to Have To Stare at the Back End of That in Traffic Edition

For the love of god, close the sunroof!

I don’t know about you, but a moose making sexy-time with the delivery car says tasty pizza to me.
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  1. Deartháir Avatar
    Deartháir

    "What's this handle on the roof in the back seat for?"
    "Not sure, but the car goes faster if you wiggle it a bit."

    1. CptSevere Avatar

      "But, all hell breaks loose if you yank on it real hard."

  2. bzr Avatar

    I bet it looks even worse after birds poop on it.

  3. From_a_Buick_6 Avatar

    Beats a stock one. And I'd still rather be stuck behind this than a TrailBlazer EXT. Most unnecessarily long and tall vehicle ever.

  4. CeRuLeaNBLu Avatar

    You take Deartháir's comment on wiggling the handle and the poop joke from bzr and there is a killer Moosekaki joke there…
    Just can't put beer down long enough to connect the dots.

  5. Novaload Avatar

    Bullwinkle! Get down from there–We can see your moose knuckles.

  6. BGW Avatar

    Note to self: avoid the white pie.

    1. Tiller188 Avatar

      "Ya know what? Hold the sauce on that pizza, I'll take it without."

  7. Goingincirclez Avatar

    Do NOT under ANY circumstances order the sausage.

  8. CaffeineFuelled Avatar

    That moose has very poor taste in vehicles. Of all the things to dragon… I didn't think anyone or anything liked the PT Cruiser that much.

    1. Deartháir Avatar
      Deartháir

      So shall we henceforth refer to the dragoning of a completely undesirable car as "moosing"?

      1. Jo_Schmo Avatar

        This reminds me of the time, not long ago when my ex twisted her ankle trying to ride a moose. True story. The best comment I heard was "Moosin ain't easy." Cracked me up!! Ok, so the moose was a life-size sculpture and she was drunk off her ass but that doesn't make the story any less amusing.

        1. superbadd75 Avatar

          You're right. It's still funny as hell!

      2. CaffeineFuelled Avatar

        You may be onto something…

  9. dragon951 Avatar

    I imagine that moose is cursing Jagermeister, and all his moose buddies are mocking him for jumping on that grenade.

    1. superbadd75 Avatar

      I didn't realize the a moose was allowed to drink Jager. I thought it was intended for deer.

  10. Tomsk Avatar

    I must admit, it's much more cohesive than Clarkson's interpretation of the theme.
    <img src="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/TopGear_Cow-on-Roof.jpg&quot; width="626" height="351" />

    1. superbadd75 Avatar

      With much greater visibility!

  11. Deartháir Avatar
    Deartháir

    Sure, the pizza stays nice and warm… but do you want to eat it afterwards?

  12. lilwillie Avatar

    I'm pretty sure that's in Wisconsin Dells, about 30 minutes North of me. the tail covers the ass so don't be worried. Oh, if no one has ever ridden a Army Duck I highly recommend it. Fun to cruise the river, noisy as hell, smelly and slow. Perfect.

    1. superbadd75 Avatar

      At first I read your comment wondering WTF you were talking about. I was thinking maybe you had a night filled with libations and loose women and had awoken in a daze, with random, crazy thoughts dancing through your head. I was sure that must have been the case to come up with something random like the Army Duck comment. Then I looked at the picture again and noticed a sign in the background. I now see that maybe I'm the one in a daze.

    2. RacinG73 Avatar

      You're right. I've seen them up there, too.

  13. superbadd75 Avatar

    I absolutely refuse to sit in the back seat, and I'm not too sure I want to sit in the front, either. The only safe place is up top.

  14. SSurfer321 Avatar

    That's not fetta on your pizza.

  15. Møbius Avatar

    Poor meese, dragons and Mr Wort get all the nice cars.

  16. Guest Avatar
    Guest

    I've seen that delivery vehicle. It's for the Moosejaw Pizza place in Wisconsin Dells

  17. Pat Turnley Avatar

    Guter Internetseite – H

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