Last Call – Goose Has Really Let Himself Go Edition

Why Harley Davidson invented the ‘hardtail.’
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  1. bzr Avatar

    Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      Full. Good way of wording it.

      1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

        The stomach is full.

  2. rikadyn Avatar

    Well he must be able to pull a wheelie real easy, also no chance of rear traction lost…

  3. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    Maybe it's like running with training weights…

    1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

      Must good for traction off the line…

      1. sidecar 57 Avatar
        sidecar 57

        Until the instruments smack him in the face.

        1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

          And now I realise I left the "be" out of my sentence, and I look like an illiterate, bumbling buffoon.

  4. thomasmac Avatar

    Thank you Hooniverse, I just choked on my bourbon. I havent laughed this hard at a picture in a LONG time.

  5. spacecowboyian Avatar

    It's doesn't need seat belts but it could sure use a lap band.

  6. ZomBee Racer Avatar

    Steering gets a little light above 20mph.

  7. FЯeeMan Avatar

    Has a great personality.

  8. Thrashy Avatar

    Yo momma so fat, yo daddy fell past her event horizon and she got a relativistic jet shooting out her ass!

  9. Joe Dunlap Avatar
    Joe Dunlap

    Im sorry, I call shenannigans. Those sparks should be flying forward, not backward.
    Now get off my lawn!
    /hurls walker off porch, slams screen door/

    1. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar

      What I thought, are they riding backwards?

    2. alewifecove Avatar

      Not only that but they all stop at the same point in space.
      Not bloody likely.

    3. Feds_II Avatar

      Further, what, exactly is sparking? The rubber tire on the plastic fender? There is nothing up there that moves to make sparks anyway.
      It's like a fireball in space!

      1. B72 Avatar

        Sparks make no sense for a number of reasons, and aside from that, if they were coming from under the seat they would be lighting up the adjacent area.
        Maybe she is holding one of those fiber optic lamps in her right hand?

        1. highmileage_v1 Avatar

          Those aren't sparks, they are methane flames being ignited by the exhaust. As to the source of the methane, "did you have tacos last night dear?"

    4. njhoon Avatar

      That is the Vtech kicking in. He needs it. Yo.

    5. jjd241 Avatar

      I think the first version of this I saw around the tubes did not have the sparks…

  10. dragon951 Avatar

    This is one of the few times I can say that two extra wheels would not help.

  11. Black Steelies Avatar

    He's probably just catching up to the livestock truck she fell off of.

  12. Joe Btfsplk Avatar
    Joe Btfsplk

    First gear…it's all right. Second gear….lean right. Third gear…..Third gear….Third CLUNK! Oh shit…..

  13. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    I applaud her for not letting her weight prevent her from getting out and experiencing the ride.

  14. CptSevere Avatar

    If they were on a VW trike, she'd actually make it handle better.