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just buried
While the sign is funny, what I find more intriguing about this is just how crazy ugly a Lincoln MKT hearse can be.
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  1. Alff Avatar

    An ugly modification to an ugly vehicle. I wouldn’t be caught dead in it.

    1. karonetwentyc Avatar

      Personally, I’m mortified that this even exists.

    2. karonetwentyc Avatar

      I’m mortified that this even exists.

    3. Wayne Moyer Avatar
      Wayne Moyer

      I’m laughing so hard that it’s giving me coffin fits.

      1. Lokki Avatar

        Yeah – drop-dead funny. I’m dying here….

    4. 0A5599 Avatar

      It isn’t just modified appearance. A hearse conversion also adds stiff suspension.

  2. Maymar Avatar
    The MKT with a trunk is considerably worse than the hearse version.

    1. karonetwentyc Avatar

      It’s as though the presidential limo and an MV-1 got together for a night of drunken back-alley passion and the stretched-and-trunked MKT was the result.

      1. outback_ute Avatar

        For a second I thought that first shot was on a drag strip!

  3. stigshift Avatar

    If you put my body in that, I would kick and bite my way out of the coffin and just hitch hike to my funeral.

  4. 0A5599 Avatar

    Normally, the corpse’s trip to the graveyard is one way. For someone “just buried” to be riding in a hearse, they would have to have been subsequently “just dug up”.
    Hence, this is a picture of Graverobber’s car.

  5. Sjalabais Avatar

    That is a van in everything but name, and trying to dodge that tag it just turned into something unbelievable hideous. I wonder what people said about this one in its time – today I consider it very desirable. I’m dead serious.

    Rare Siebert Hearse Driver: 1948 Ford w/ Flathead V8 Drivetrain×465.jpg

    1. dukeisduke Avatar

      It’s got a GM alternator and 12 volt conversion, which should make it more reliable.

  6. Sjalabais Avatar

    Checking in on Jalopnik, my neighbourhood made the front page. That’s rare:

  7. elan Avatar

    How about these death-traps. As for this last one, although it’s not a hearse I consider it to be one. For two reasons, firstly it looks like one and anyone who drives one is considered dead to me.

    1. Sjalabais Avatar

      That Jaguar…wow. Don’t forget the Nilsson alternatives – three door, five door and Landau.
      (…and why do people still mirror the front view of Volvos? How can a photographer or web designer not notice its inherent asymmetry…)

  8. Wayne Moyer Avatar
    Wayne Moyer

    The problem is that we are all car guys and that we want to go to the graveyard, or crematorium, in one of these.

    1. Dean Bigglesworth Avatar
      Dean Bigglesworth

      Yes. Preferably sideways.

  9. dukeisduke Avatar

    Lincoln’s idea was that the MK-T would replace the Town Car for the “black car” livery business, but it flopped there. Too ugly.

  10. Ayreonaut Avatar

    I remember the first time I saw one of these, I probably did a quadruple take of disbelief. Now everything I see a stock non hearse on this is all I think of. Still can’t believe these exist