The image above is pretty big, and you may need to scroll down to get the full picture, but that’s okay as this face mask full of flies needs to be seen in all its glory to be believed. It also brings up the old joke – what’s the last thing to go through a bug’s mind when it hits your windshield? Its butt.
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Thank goodness for helmets.
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Why've you got oregano stuck in your teeth? And when did you grow a stache? I'm confused.
I grew a stache when I shaved my beard off.
You have a much more beautiful mustache than I would have imagined!
Thank you! Others must like it too because I get a lot of stares.
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Funniest gif ever.
this never gets old. best gif ever.
AGHHHH nightmare fuel
Is that The Cat In The Hat taking the picture (the reflection)?
In related news, I had to wash the windshield on my van today, like I have pretty much every afternoon for the past week.
Why? Pollen at first, but now brood cicadas are emerging, and my van is an excellent target. I'm not even going to try washing their corpses off of the bumper and hood. I did give the radiator a hose down; don't want the smooshed cicada corpses clogging up the fins and causing an overheat problem.
Wax the hell out of your windshield, and drive faster. If nothing else, you'll enjoy life more.*
*works even if you're nowhere near a hatch of cicadas. Send the tickets to the blooger-in-chief – it's in the contract when you pay for a Hooniverse subscription.
I plan on waxing the hell out of all of the glass when I change the oil this weekend.
That's going to be a lot of wax. Sigh.
Lemme know where & when – there's a sixer of your favorite beer in it if you'll do mine, too.
Lord of the flies.
Off topic: Anyone heading to Laguna Seca this weekend, stop by Deltawing and say hello.
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