Since “Dukes of Hazzard” has entered our common lexicon as a verb (“Just Dukes-of-Hazzard it over the curb, bro!”), it should be said that this speeding, drunken idiot – despite imperiling the lives of innocent tollbooth-goers – did successfully Dukes of Hazzard her Impala out of Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport. Impressive, but shameful. Video and more after the jump! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] Is Yasmine Villasana a “good ol’ girl, wouldn’t change if she could” in the words of the immortal Waylon Jennings? No, Hoons, she ain’t. Bo and Luke never got wasted and jumped over a damn tollbooth, and she got caught – that’s not the way of the Dukes at all. More importantly, one was a TV show, the other was real life, and in the latter flying cars cause some real serious consequences for other people. Let the Dukes fly the cars, people! Initial report and more details with mugshot goodness (What is this, the Smoking Gun?). Thanks to Joe for the tip!