IndyCar driver Fernando Alonso is a Bird Murderer. A Birderer.

Pulling what I like to call The Double Randy Johnson, Fernando Alonso murdered two birds at once yesterday when he took his Indycar out for the first time during rookie testing in anticipation of his Indy 500 attempt later this month. I have no idea what these two birds did for the universe to decide that they deserved to be vaporized by the two-time F1 world champion, but what a way to go.

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6 responses to “IndyCar driver Fernando Alonso is a Bird Murderer. A Birderer.”

  1. mdharrell Avatar

    A murder most fowl.

    1. JayP Avatar

      Toucan play that game.

  2. Lokki Avatar

    Look: it was the guy’s first time on the track, and so they told him to feather the throttle going into the turn.
    What did you expect?

    1. mdharrell Avatar

      Perhaps some day he’ll be ready to step up to Real Racing.

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      1. Lokki Avatar

        Today I learned that Disney named that deer in the movie ‘Bambi’ because that’s the sound he makes when he hits your cae

  3. Sjalabais Avatar

    …and when he was to drive home, the bird revenge was probably exercised already.

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