Indian Robot – Never Let a Slight in Traffic Go Unanswered

Robert Emslie
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That guy that cut you off on the freeway this morning? You just honked at him didn’t you? Maybe you gave him the finger. If only you were Enthiran – the Indian robot – then you’d be able to respond to asshattical driving affronts with the proper level of retribution. The lesson begins after the jump.

[youtube width=”640″ height=”385″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U[/youtube]
The Tamil sci-fi film Enthiran is not your typical Bollywood fare, but damn, this is like the Matrix after somebody’s blown Terminator Crystal Meth up its ass. The rest of the montage demonstrates how to deal with process servers, in-laws, and other unwanted interlopers to your property. This is probably NSFW due to the strong likelihood of you dropping an audible WTF?, so be forewarned.

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  1. clunkerlove Avatar
    clunkerlove

    Michael Bay is scribbling notes at a furious pace. Personally I'd rather sit on a tack than be exposed to such derivative fare. Gads.

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  2. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Uwe Bollywood

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  3. PrawoJazdy Avatar
    PrawoJazdy

    I need to see this in it's entirety, Not later. Now.

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    1. Smells_Homeless Avatar
      Smells_Homeless

      I am completely with you. I think it's disrespectful to the mind that created this to demand a reasonable suspension of disbelief.

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  4. Feds_II Avatar
    Feds_II

    So there's a bunch of bad robots, possibly with one lead bad robot, then one good guy who looks like the bad robots? I can buy that.
    Where I lose my suspension of disbelief is with the cobra formation. On what planet does a computer with seemingly unlimited intelligence select "COBRA" as the most efficient method of attack? you've gone from the omni-kill sphere to a form where all but 2 of your clones can actually attack. 99.5% of your dudes are just dead weight.
    Aside from that one bit, the rest is awesome.

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  5. chrystlubitshi Avatar
    chrystlubitshi

    NETFLIX!

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  6. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Wesley Snipes is out? Man, looks like prison was hard on him.

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    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      I thought this is what Lawrence Fishburn was doing after CSI.

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  7. Froggmann_ Avatar
    Froggmann_

    It's as if a train filled with clowns hit a train filled with toxic waste. It's a horrible sight but after a while your inner devilish self just starts laughing uncontrollably. Then you wonder why everyone around you is looking at you then you realize that wasn't your inner devilish self, that you your outer masochist.

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    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      I had sort of the same reaction that you describe when watching Driven.

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  8. RichardKopf Avatar
    RichardKopf

    Forget the Spanish Inquisition, the frack was that?

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  9. P161911 Avatar
    P161911

    So this is what happens when you smoke curry.
    I checked, Netflix does not have this, the English name is "The Robot". But I did learn that this is a Kollywood movie instead of a Bollywood movie. I guess Kollywood is over the top cheesy action flicks vs. Bollywood over the top cheesy romantic musicals. Apparently they are in different languages too: Kollywood = Tamil Bollywood = Hindi

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  10. Tomsk Avatar
    Tomsk

    I don't know about you, but my loony bun is fine, Benny Lava.

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    1. Tiller188 Avatar
      Tiller188

      …aaand that's gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the afternoon.

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    2. Tomsk Avatar
      Tomsk

      [youtube sdyC1BrQd6g http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g youtube]
      >poof?<

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  11. Jim-Bob Avatar
    Jim-Bob

    WTF? Why would the Indians use Hyundais as cop cars?

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    1. P161911 Avatar
      P161911

      Because they are better and faster than Tatas. Hyundais aren't uncommon as cop cars in the rest of the world.

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      1. Jim-Bob Avatar
        Jim-Bob

        ( I was actually meaning it to be funny in an offbeat sort of way. In other words, of all the odd crap going on all I noted was the make of car.)

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        1. P161911 Avatar
          P161911

          Sorry, I've been hanging out over at Jalopnik lately. That would be a serious question at redacted.

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  12. facelvega Avatar
    facelvega

    Hardigree wrote about this on that other site last October. Feels like longer since I stopped checking in there though.

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  13. dukeisduke Avatar
    dukeisduke

    According to the IMDb, it's called "Endhiran":
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1305797/combined

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  14. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    Actually played as a first-run movie at one theater here in K.C. last fall. Couldn't convince my wife to go see it.

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