Hoontastic Advice: Never Car Pool With a Circus Performer

Showing off, it’s what we men do, it’s the thing that separates us from the animals. Well, most of them at least, I once saw a chimp who seemed really proud of his poo-throwing ability. Man, was that stuff’s hard to clean out of your hair. In this case, while demonstrating some Olympic-caliber acrobatics, a non-chimp shows us why it’s always best to use other people’s cars for such activities.
Check it out after the jump.


Typically this kind of aerobic display is undertaken by small, young women with massive, head-crushing thighs and perky smiles. This portly pommel-horser has neither of those attributes, and while he may boast of being ‘spry,’ it’s all too obvious that his lard-ass makes his balance less than optimum. This is the kind of stunt that usually is preceded and followed by the phrases ‘Hold my beer,’ and ‘I meant to do that.’ Of course, in this case, it probably also resulted in the headstander asking ‘little help here?’
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4 responses to “Hoontastic Advice: Never Car Pool With a Circus Performer”

  1. SirNotAppearing Avatar

    Mobile comments enabled! I shall now pelt you with my ass-hattery from afar, much like Emslie's pet chimp.

  2. Charles_Barrett Avatar

    "Honey, does this four-door sedan make my ass look fat…?"

  3. CptSevere Avatar

    If you have a point-ey head you shouldn't attempt a stunt like this. Homeboy had to learn this the hard way.

  4. nice crack Avatar

    It's a Renault 19 🙂

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