Hooniverse Weekend Edition – Like, I'm Selling this Range Rover, like for-sure, totally!

We here at Hooniverse Central receive some of the greatest tips from our loyal readers, and here is another example. AustinMiniMan (Thanks man!) alerted us to this totally tubular eBay listing for a Range Rover that was used between Tarzana and Northridge California every day and is now for sale. However, I can’t get the song “Valley Girl” out of my head after reading it. Make the jump and see if you agree….

I am just going to let the ad do the talking, OK?

like Here we have a real 1990 classic 3.9L… like it’s driven everyday out of the Tarzana store and back in at nite,, a total of 100 meters… like it needs a water-pump like for-sure and probably a few other things… view it totally at www.simplysmog.com in the right-hand camera or stop on by… like it would be good as a parts car for-sure or fix it up totally and drive it… like I’ve had it many years… it has been used for advertising… I’m cleaning house, totally, so like it’s time for a new home… mileage is 118564… like I have not owned it from new… The after-market front bumper is beefy & totally expensive new like ya-no… if you would like a guarantee on this vehicle,, simply add an extra $100.000.00 to your bid and I’ll for-sure give you 1 month or 1000 mile !!!!! like i dont’ mind parting it out…. stop by and see it in person 19360 ventura blvd. tarzana. ca. 91316… like more photos are available, totally…. like if you need more photos….. northridge@simplysmogtestonly.com ………………… davey !!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE I’M SORRY FER-SURE & TOTALLY BUMMED, SOME SCAMMER KEEPS BUYING THE CAR WHICH ENDS THE AUCTION… the state of california buys cars for $1000.00 as long as it runs & drives into the boneyard !!!! the front bumper & foglites are no longer on the car…. they will be sold separately…. spoiler has been sold… 

And now it’s time for the Zappa Classic….

Moon Unit Zappa Valley Girl
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See the eBay Listing here…..

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  1. smokyburnout Avatar

    The for-sures seem more like Tina Fey as Sarah Palin than a valley girl… 100 meters?

  2. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

    Always a good sign when they're parting it out before it's sold.
    Happened to me… I was going to buy a VW camper bus, looked at it once, took mom up to see it (I didn't have a drivers license yet), had cash in my pocket, but was dismayed to find out that they had removed and sold the windshield wiper motors, and then when it wouldn't start, my dream ended there, drove home with cash burning a hole in my pocket.

  3. ɹǝʌoɹ ǝБuɐɹʇs Avatar
    ɹǝʌoɹ ǝБuɐɹʇs

    This thing has been for sale on Ebay forever. 6 months ago, I wouldn't have touched it with a ten foot pole. The scary thing is, after so much exposure it's almost getting to the point where I want it. After so much time on Ebay, it's starting to become one of the most famous Range Rovers in the country. It actually looks pretty straight and rust-free in the pictures (or picture, rather), and would probably make a decent beater off-road project. Plus, you can't go wrong with white.

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