Hooniverse Expanding

Technology kinda scares us too.
Technology kinda scares us too.

Well, I think we’re showing fairly conclusively that the Big Bang Theory is correct. The Hooniverse really did start with a Big Bang, and seems to be expanding at an exponential rate.
And to be perfectly honest, I don’t think any of us has the slightest idea what to do with it. So, blindly fumbling about in all directions, we stumbled upon some Twitter thing. Anyone heard of it? Us neither. Seems rather trivial and silly to us, but hey, it looks like there’s a couple dozen people who use it. Who knows, maybe there’s something to this internet thing after all.
Honestly, setting the Hooniverse writers loose in a realm of technology is like setting Barney Fife and Ward Cleaver loose in a Best Buy. Chaos is sure to ensue.
Nevertheless, feel free to follow us over there at @TheHooniverse! We’re not sure what to do with it yet, so it’ll probably just be dirty jokes and insulting Braff, but that’s always fun nonetheless.

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  1. citroen67 Avatar
    citroen67

    OMIFUCKINGOD!!!
    That image…will haunt my memories…for many days to come…

  2. Tomsk Avatar

    The world is a lamer place without Don Knotts.
    Oh, and yay for Hooniverse on Twitter, even though I don’t plan on signing up for the foreseeable future.

  3. TechieInHell Avatar
    TechieInHell

    You should have used a picture of a mechanic fucking a bird. Even better, the same thing but reversed.

  4. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar
    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ

    DON`T LOOK AT THE PICTURE

    1. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar
      BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ

      I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK

      1. Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets Avatar
        Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets

        Damn. I’m tore up right now returning from a night of pure comedy mixed with old no 7 and you have to post that.

    2. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      The best part is, you can now click on pictures without getting a 403: Forbidden.

  5. JeepyJayhawk Avatar
    JeepyJayhawk

    Twitter is just a fad, it will pass.

  6. FuzzyPlushroom Avatar

    So who’s the two-inch bitchdick who got to “hooniverse” first?

  7. jeremy! Avatar

    mitch, unlike with facebook, your charm will never convince me to join twitter.
    ever.

    1. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar
      Formerlythegreatestdriver

      Same here. And I am not even that old…

  8. aSoundofSleep Avatar
    aSoundofSleep

    I don’t care if they’re giving out free double fisted handjobs, dirty sanchezes, Arizona hot rocks, or Hungarian gas masks over at Twatter. Shall. Not. Join.

    1. joshuman Avatar
      joshuman

      I’m not sure what most of those are. I am not going to urban dictionary to find out. I’m also not joining twitter. I do like the Hooniverse though and support their future tweets from afar.

      1. Deartháir Avatar
        Deartháir

        I don’t blame either of you. Not for one second. Twitter is silly, pointless and annoying.
        And also slightly addictive. Stay away, it’s really not worth it at all.

      2. Tollberg Avatar
        Tollberg

        It turns out that the Arizona Hotrock and the Hungarian Gas Mask are actually pretty hilarious, at least if you’re through half a bottle of Jameson. I’m unaware of the profanity policy here though so I will refrain from describing them in detail.
        And I am proud to admit that I was follower number 9 of the juggernaut that is The Hooniverse, having had a Twatter account since before it was popular. To be honest though I never used it until it became the next big thing, and even then I just read up on the stupid shit that celebrities are saying these days.

    2. BGW, Capt. (Ret.) Avatar
      BGW, Capt. (Ret.)

      What about a Minnesota Wristwatch?

  9. SirNotAppearing Avatar
    SirNotAppearing

    I shall #remain here where# it’s safe poundhashmark and never venture to your twitter. But good luck with your twattery.

  10. goingincirclez Avatar
    goingincirclez

    Gentlemen, I salute your continued assimilation of the wild blue intarwebs, but am thus perplexed by the conundrum this latest venture arises:
    Are you saying it’s best to twat about a ‘hoon, or ‘hoon about a twat? Where I come from it’s indisputably better to simply hoon a twat, though you’d better leave the computer turned off for that (unless you’re runnin’ one of those twat sites that don’t need twits).

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      You see? This is why I stick to wrenches, cameras and full-size keyboards.

  11. Z71 Avatar
    Z71

    Just came over from [Redacted], and though I am still over there a lot, I will be over here a lot now too. The site looks really nice guys.

    1. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar
      Formerlythegreatestdriver

      [Redacted]
      So where is [Redacted]?

      1. Z71 Avatar
        Z71

        I thought that’s what we were calling that other car site that begins with a J. I just didn’t want to offend someone, or something.

        1. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar
          Formerlythegreatestdriver

          You mean this place?
          http://www.jesuschrist.com/

          1. Z71 Avatar
            Z71

            Yeah, that’s the one!! 🙂

  12. Z71 Avatar
    Z71

    You know what, I will never reference that other place ever again over here. I’m keepin’ my writing for the cars.

    1. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar
      Formerlythegreatestdriver

      Pussy!

      1. Z71 Avatar
        Z71

        Oh, don’t get me started! I have at least 7 more bad words that I could call you, but I don’t have them on hand right now…so, you better consider yourself lucky.

  13. Shadowguitar Avatar
    Shadowguitar

    You know, they still show the Andy Griffith Show every day in “HD” down here in SW Virginia on CBS. It’s widescreen and looks pretty close to HD, so I’ll call it HD. That picture reminded me to watch it more.

  14. superbadd75, with calcium Avatar
    superbadd75, with calcium

    sweet new logo, guys! who’s responsble for that beauty?

  15. TechieInHell Avatar
    TechieInHell

    The logo… well not to toot my own horn, but HONK HONK. 🙂

    1. Tim Odell Avatar
      Tim Odell

      Muchas Gracias.
      You are granted 1000 Hooniverse Points.

      1. Tomsk Avatar

        How much of engineerd’s scotch will that buy?

        1. Deartháir Avatar
          Deartháir

          Threeve.

          1. TechieInHell Avatar
            TechieInHell

            And you wagered “Texas” with a dollar sign. Unbelievable.

    2. Manic King Avatar
      Manic King

      This logo is a thing of beauty. It’s also HUGE. I mean my good old laptop with 1024×768 resolution hides 1/5 of page now and shows me this geat logo as “Hoonivers”.
      Well, now I know I really need to get new(er) laptop with widescreen….

      1. Manic King Avatar
        Manic King

        Btw, am I only one with a 4:3 screen?
        Just trying to collect some highly accurate scientific data here.

      2. Tim Odell Avatar
        Tim Odell

        We designed the site around a 1200px width. If you’re one of many for whom it’s too wide, we can make some tweaks.
        When I say “we designed”, I mean I kinda screwed with it and picked what looked good on my machine (which is also an old laptop, but runs 1600×1200).

    3. Formerlythegreatestdriver Avatar
      Formerlythegreatestdriver

      I would have clicked your “recommend a hoon” icon….if such a thing existed.

  16. Jeff from Palm Springs Avatar

    Sick… The logo looks great.
    I am watchin the yanks/angels from my bed in Palm Springs. Interesting town… And it happens to be biker weekend here, wonder if they hate my Zero motorcycles shirt.
    I have stories to share from here (E550 coupe is a classy muscle car / I ran into an Ed Hardy designer… ) two different stories but I can’t wait to share both with you all.
    Thanks again for reading, hoon on my friends…

  17. CptSevere Avatar

    Yeah, the new logo is very classy. Muy cool. Love it.

  18. Impalamino Avatar
    Impalamino

    Get &^$#@@’n MURILEE over here &%*$(#@’n NOW
    /utterly drunk

  19. Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets Avatar
    Prawo Jazdy and The Velocity Trumpets

    Logo is great. I sense a hint of battered old chrome and rust with just a touch of paprika.

    1. aSoundofSleep Avatar
      aSoundofSleep

      That reminds me of a girlfriend I once had …. *shivers* ….

  20. engineerd Avatar
    engineerd

    I reserved @hooniverseblog for y’all if you ever need it. Shoot me a line and I’ll give you the important info.

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