Hooniverse Asks: What's The Coolest "Feature" Badge?

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Let’s face it, when you’ve got swag, you want everybody to know you’ve got swag. When it comes to our cars, features rule and you want that slob in the next parking stall over to know that his SOHC engine isn’t crap when compared to your DOHC machine.
How do we know who’s bringing it and who isn’t? Why, by the badging of course. Whether it’s a turbo, AWD, or some sort of magnetic levitation cup holder there’s probably a badge for it. Car makers like making them, and we love showing them off.
Sometimes we don’t even know what the badges mean and still we love slathering our cars full of them. Of course, not all badges are created equal and so what we want to know today is what are, in your opinion, the coolest feature badges there have ever been?
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133 responses to “Hooniverse Asks: What's The Coolest "Feature" Badge?”

      1. 0A5599 Avatar
        0A5599

        I got a Green Streak when I was in 6th grade. I asked my dad for a motorcycle for my birthday, and it just happened to be the one closest to my size with the cheapest price ($100, used). I had no idea I was a trendsetter for the brand.

  1. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    I like subtle and I really like incognito sleepers.
    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3510927120_b8bb0737f8.jpg

      1. LeaksOil Avatar
        LeaksOil

        Lol, nice.

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      Not nearly as discrete, but still very cool…
      http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3644/3648314836_ee62318bca.jpg

    2. LeaksOil Avatar
      LeaksOil

      Forgive my ignorance – what is this ?

      1. 0A5599 Avatar
        0A5599

        HP2 stands for Hemi Powered Plymouth. The one in the picture above is a 1966 Belvedere or Satellite built in late 1965. The hemi Plymouth in my picture is, of course, a 1971 Cuda convertible.

  2. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    Toyoglide!

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      Wasn’t it based on GM’s good ol’ powerglide, too? I seem to remember that one of Toyota’s earlier big I6 designs borrowed heavily from a GM design, as well.

      1. P161911 Avatar
        P161911

        One of the early Toyota I-6s was a licensed copy of the Chevy Stovebolt straight six, but with metric hardware.

  3. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    Peugeot 504 Automatique.

    1. Hatchtopia Avatar

      I’d just brag about the badge. That font is sexy!

  4. Kiefmo Avatar
    Kiefmo

    On Hondas from nearly 3 decades ago, this badge essentially means “I share engine tech and specific output with a supercar.”
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-RXen_TYp2U0/UOsBOi94bgI/AAAAAAAAACg/aeyMVro-RDA/s1600/gsr+badging.JPG

      1. Kiefmo Avatar
        Kiefmo

        And it got smarter!
        Now, Honda’s fanciest cars have too much to cram into a single brag badge. “DOHC i-VTEC turbo hybrid” just sounds like you swept your arm across the badge display in Pep Boys and installed whatever fell into your cart.

  5. Windbüchse Avatar
    Windbüchse

    Not braggin’, just sayin’…

      1. mdharrell Avatar

        Triumph put this on the dash of US models:
        http://www.triumphexp.com/phile/5/23126/scca_004.JPG

        1. JayP Avatar
          JayP

          Thanks for saving me the search.

          1. mdharrell Avatar

            Not a problem. One of the very few brand-new cars ever purchased by someone in my immediate family was my brother’s ’77 Spitfire, so I remember his later version of that plaque well. In his case, that car is still his only new purchase.
            I’ve never purchased new, so I’m one up on him.

          2. JayP Avatar
            JayP

            In my formative years I had access to an old Brit/Datsun yard. I saw dozens of these but never had the heart to pull one off.

        2. Wayne Moyer Avatar
          Wayne Moyer

          I have a round version of that on my 74 Spitfire.
          Since I am mentioning my 74 Spitfire “Maggie” there is an excuse to post this badge which was only on the 74 MKIV 1500. Mine has a Salvador Dali look to it now.

          1. mdharrell Avatar

            “The parts oozing off this car are of the highest quality British craftsmanship.”

          2. Wayne Moyer Avatar
            Wayne Moyer

            To be honest, I think this was hand made by one of the previous owners. It’s backwards of the normal MKIV badge.
            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fe2b96dcc12d49bcd946cc66240535184463b65ce45d95584615771eb45ea7d6.jpg

          3. mdharrell Avatar

            Perhaps, but I prefer to assume that every part of the badge became discolored before liquefying.

          4. Wayne Moyer Avatar
            Wayne Moyer

            I thought that was the case as well until I looked at it closer. My plans are to keep it after I get a new one. Mostly as a reminder of what shape she was in when I got her.

    1. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      And the other rally-inspired badge: Marathon (after the London-Sydney Marathon rally). http://www.fahrzeugbilder.de/1200/daf-66-1300-marathon-coupe-95036.jpg

  6. Windbüchse Avatar
    Windbüchse

    Subtle or not…

  7. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    Does it get any cooler than this?

  8. CruisinTime Avatar
    CruisinTime

    If you had one of these on your Ford,you were hauling ass.

    1. tonyola Avatar
      tonyola

      No doubt, but Ford wasn’t the only game in town when it came to 427s.

  9. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    Plymouth was not above gimmickry when it came to feature badging.

    1. Ross Ballot Avatar
      Ross Ballot

      OK that’s awesome!

  10. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    My tastes are simple

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      I concur, and painted this on my son’s wall, based on an old Ford truck badge.

        1. Kiefmo Avatar
          Kiefmo

          Yamaha, or Honda?

      1. Kiefmo Avatar
        Kiefmo

        Saaaaaaaaab?

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          Yup. A V4 got me here this morning.

      2. Alff Avatar
        Alff

        By my reckoning V8 > V4 > V6

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          So your Cadillac’s not working properly, either?
          http://mcsmk8.com/8-6-4/MVC-533F.JPG

          1. Rover 1 Avatar
            Rover 1

            I understand that many times even this badge was wrong and the number of working cylinders was in fact, zero

    2. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      Then you’ll like the San Diego Air & Space museum: http://dev.sandiegoairandspace.org/img/featured/section3_image1.jpg

  11. mdharrell Avatar

    This one’s pretty cool:
    http://kentrepairs.com/General/Autos/1959_Galaxie/Images/B9A-19700-A.jpg
    It’s mounted on the front passenger door of ’59 Fords to make certain that curbside admirers realize the owner had sprung for the more expensive built-in factory Select-Aire instead of the cheaper under-dash dealer-installed Polar-Aire.

    1. tonyola Avatar
      tonyola

      Packard did a similar thing back in 1940, except on both sides of the car.

  12. Kaido Spec Avatar

    My favorites are the features that have been standard for quite some time, but used to be noteworthy

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Looking for Renault’s “five gear” badge without finding it…this is second best:
      http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/J20AAMXQHPFRgOVR/$(KGrHqZHJEkFE1Vz9yD1BRgOVRq(wQ~~60_35.JPG

    2. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      And I had this one on my 1980 Rabbit Convertible (pic not mine).
      Stupid obtuse K-jet.
      http://image.superstreetonline.com/f/52045392+w+h+q80+re0+cr1/1976-volkswagen-rabbit-mk1-rabbit-fuel-injection-badge.jpg

      1. Tomsk Avatar
        Tomsk

        Don’t forget the semi-popular spoof on it:
        http://p3racing.net/p3racing/forsale/rabbitinjection_silver.jpg

        1. JRise Avatar
          JRise

          Then the VR6 was launched (maybe not as Rabbit, but anyway)

    3. Tanshanomi Avatar

      I really want to make up little stick-on badges like this.
      http://tanshanomi.com/temp/auto-spark.png

  13. oldcarjunkie Avatar
    oldcarjunkie

    The Road Runner one is quite neat.

  14. Jason Newman Avatar
    Jason Newman

    the super roo on the Aussie GT Falcons

  15. Citric Avatar
    Citric

    http://www.automobile-sportive.com/guide/bmw/2002turbo/2002turbo-ouverture.jpg
    Writing it backwards so people see you have a turbo when they look in the mirror is a cool touch.

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      For some reason this was important specifically with OBRUTs.
      raresportbikesforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/xn-front-600×450.jpg
      http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f123/biggerbubblesmick/honda-cx-500-turbo-1_zps6f0c4e32.jpg

  16. jim Avatar
    jim

    Dodge Super Bee. Not sure if it can be considered a “feature”, as it was marketed as a different model and not just a trim level, but..
    https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3337/3516230264_3b48c9960d_b.jpg

  17. PotbellyJoe★★★★★ Avatar
    PotbellyJoe★★★★★

    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KZkAAOSwDk5Ty9VO/s-l300.jpg
    For the candidate of least coolest… My brother and I were always of the suspicion that GM’s marketing department was too far under budget and needed to blow cash or lose it from their line-item in the following years.

  18. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    I have one of the Trabant’s completely unironic ‘deluxe’ badges on my office table. But the Trabant ‘tramp’ is probably even better:
    http://www.trabant-technik.de/Bilder/503_Schild_Tramp01.jpg
    http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m1AvN8umX98Bn8ZqZlIcFHg.jpg

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      I guess alot of people just asked: “Y?”…and let the mathematicians move on with it.

    2. LeaksOil Avatar
      LeaksOil

      Never seen that before, I like the “five speed” badge!

  19. Kiefmo Avatar
    Kiefmo

    Right now, I’m quite partial to this one (pic mine), from back when having a turbo on your diesel was something special, and not just something designated by adding the letter D somewhere in the model name.

    1. The Real Number_Six Avatar
      The Real Number_Six

      We waited for years for the follow-up Yamaha Exodus motor but they seemed to pass that idea over.

    1. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      Ha- I have that one on the back of my Mustang.

  20. Wayne Moyer Avatar
    Wayne Moyer

    This is from a small kit car manufacturer.

      1. Wayne Moyer Avatar
        Wayne Moyer

        That just needs wings to be a newer version of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

        1. Sjalabais Avatar
          Sjalabais

          The car is actually registered, Cadillac-based 1966-model:
          http://www.vegvesen.no/kjoretoy/Kjop+og+salg/Kj%C3%B8ret%C3%B8yopplysninger?registreringsnummer=bl50000
          It’s a real life copy of the car in “Flåklypa Grand Prix”, one of very few Norwegian movie classics:

  21. jim Avatar
    jim

    Considering the era, i bet this one often described a “feature” of the owner…
    http://img15.deviantart.net/5439/i/2011/105/6/1/dart_swinger_fender_badge_by_theman268-d3e2j5q.jpg

    1. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      I just saw one of those in traffic this week, in a nice 70s brown color!

  22. Tanshanomi Avatar

    Whatever these mean.

      1. tonyola Avatar
        tonyola

        A “feature” on H-body Buicks.

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      Maybe it’s tuned to work better with radial tires as opposed to bias ply?

      1. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

        Yup.
        Current BMW and Mercedes SUV’s rolling on 20s should have “not tuned at all” suspension decals.

    2. salguod Avatar

      When radials were a new thing and optional, cars so equipped came with different suspension bushings and alignment settings. Bias ply tires required quite a bit of tow in to give them some straight line stability, ironically that makes radial equipped cars wander quite a bit.
      There was a fascinating article on the introduction of radials in the US in the Spring 2001 issue of the old Invention & Technology magazine. Sadly, it is now out of print and their website has gone dark. Thankfully, the article was archived and you can read it here:
      http://web.archive.org/web/20071226064252/http://www.americanheritage.com/articles/magazine/it/2001/4/2001_4_28.shtml

      1. Rover 1 Avatar
        Rover 1

        Holden had the same problem in Australia in the changeover from the HX model to the HZ as they changed the settings from Detroit inspired to European inspired with the help of an Opel suspension engineer called Peter Hanenberger. A badge celebrated the new calibrations.
        http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Holden-Statesman-RTS.png
        http://www.kingswoodcountry.com.au/assets/full/B1065.jpg

        1. Vairship Avatar
          Vairship

          Surprisingly, they STILL had that badge on my dad’s VN-series Holden Berlina, at which point radial tires could hardly be called new…

          1. Rover 1 Avatar
            Rover 1

            But they were still tuning the suspension for them!

    1. Kiefmo Avatar
      Kiefmo

      The original Supra (Celica Supra) could have worn this badge, too.

  23. mdharrell Avatar

    I have one of these shop manuals but I’ve never seen a ’58 Ford actually equipped with Ford-Aire suspension, or even an actual badge:
    http://thumbs3.picclick.com/d/l400/pict/381565617230_/1958-Ford-aire-suspension-shop-manual.jpg

    1. jim Avatar
      jim

      I googled images for “1958 Ford-Aire” and this was in the first row of results :
      http://car-from-uk.com/ebay/carphotos/full/ebay992527.jpg
      http://car-from-uk.com/sale.php?id=108631

      1. mdharrell Avatar

        I should have said that although there are some well-known examples out there, I still haven’t seen one in-person.

  24. jim Avatar
    jim

    Saxomat, a semi-automatic transmission available on a lot of (mostly german) cars from the late 50s to the 70s.
    http://img3.annuncicdn.it/ab/cb/abcbd048ec60bee953854aa2a79bd3e8_orig.jpg
    http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/1147517.jpg
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saxomat

    1. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      At first glance, I read that as Cartoon…

  25. nanoop Avatar
    nanoop

    This is how you do it in style, with some residual dignity when parking somewhere else than valet, your friend’s court, or the yachting club. That car below probably has more than six speeds in its automatic gear box, at least an AMG V8, and I wouldn’t be too surprised to hear that there is an air condition system installed!
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Mercedes-Benz_CLS_500_BlueEFFICIENCY_Sport-Paket_AMG_%28C_218%29_%E2%80%93_Heckansicht,_28._Mai_2011,_D%C3%BCsseldorf.jpg

  26. jim Avatar
    jim

    In 1961 the Maserati 3500 GT became the 3500 GTI (with the extra I indicating the switch from carbs to
    fuel injection). If that wasn’t clear enough, the trident badge was also modified to incorporate the word “Iniezione”.

    View post on imgur.com

    View post on imgur.com

    1. jim Avatar
      jim

      I forgot to add the source, so here it is : http://www.maserati-alfieri.co.uk/alfieri67x.htm

  27. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    When you feel the need to advertise your valve train…

    1. jim Avatar
      jim

      And they weren’t alone in that… must have been an 80s thing
      http://www.simoncars.co.uk/lamborghini/slides/aa_Lamborghini%20Countach%20badgec.jpg

    2. jim Avatar
      jim

      Also, oddly enough, when the F355 came out, Ferrari bragged about it’s 5 valves per cylinder engine on the brochure cover, as well as on the valve cover, but not on the car itself.
      http://img.overpic.net/images/i/e/7/xie7rcdtcs37s847yi2oc.jpg
      http://blog.knight.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/IMG_2256.jpg

  28. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar

    http://chevronics.co.uk/new/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/ABS-Badge.jpg
    I know ABS has already been mentioned, but:
    I once knew a girl who had this Citroen-sourced badge on a late ’80s Ford Fiesta, not a car ever equipped with, nor really needing, anti-lock brakes.
    However, her name was Abigail.

    1. Guest Avatar
      Guest

      Going of on a tangent, but I like pick-up trucks with optional ABS, so that an idiot light is installed in the dash.

      If the truck is not equipped with ABS, instead of of removing the light, they just reassigned it to a different purpose.

      TL;DR: My cousin was absolutely perplexed when his truck told him that ABS was malfunctioning, despite it not even existing in the first place.

    2. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      And did she have a six pack? 😉

  29. JayP Avatar
    JayP

    Old style decal on a new Wrangler, Willys model.
    I though these were owner-added but I spotted one at the auto show. So it’s MOPAR.
    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0268/8219/products/4_WHEEL_DRIVE_grande.jpg?v=1452518344

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      I sort of feel sorry for that being posted right next to the fifth wheel.

      1. Vairship Avatar
        Vairship

        Well, that fifth wheel is not being driven. The sixth (steering) wheel inside is though, one hopes…

  30. salguod Avatar

    The only “feature” badge on any of my cars is this not-so-cool one:
    http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/wordpress/2009/09/hybrid-synergy-drive.jpg

  31. karonetwentyc Avatar
    karonetwentyc

    Of course, this one absolutely needs a nomination.

  32. karonetwentyc Avatar
    karonetwentyc

    Of course, there’s also this one…

  33. karonetwentyc Avatar
    karonetwentyc

    And this meant something slightly different depending on which side of the Atlantic your P6 was delivered on.

  34. karonetwentyc Avatar
    karonetwentyc

    Neatly understated for a car that was anything but.

  35. karonetwentyc Avatar
    karonetwentyc

    The jewel in the crown of the early US-model Peugeot 505… Econoscope!

  36. wunno sev Avatar
    wunno sev

    i know i’m a day late here, but i couldn’t not post this
    http://www.jdmlegends.com/sales/images/carLG/DR30%20Skyline/12_2_09%20001.jpg