Hooniverse Asks- What's the Best Car to Drive Naked?

Okay, I previously posited the question of which would be the best vehicle in which to streak, however that exhibitionistic endeavor is different from just plain old driving in the buff. In the case of streaking, you’re actively demonstrating your shortcomings, while au naturel means just wearing your birthday suit.
There are tons of reasons for driving sans-clothes. Maybe, as gas prices go from high to insane, your inherent desire to eke out every mile from each precious gallon means that turning on the A/C – no matter how far below sea level your Death Valley home is – has become verboten. Or maybe it’s just a comfort issue. On any long trip you can get underwear bunching and sweat pools in places heretofore unimagined, both of which can make even the most enjoyable car a nightmare to drive.
And then again, think of the social icebreaking that having a clothing-optional car pool can provide. Not only would you get to work with your business clothes unwrinkled by seat or belt, but you could enjoy the sense of satisfaction that a cold day ensures all men are created equal.
But you wouldn’t want to advertise the fact that you’re driving wearing nothing but your short and curlies. And that’s why motorcycles are a bad choice for nude motoring. Well, that and the prospect of getting road rash on your holy of holies. That means a car or truck, and preferably one that will still provide a bit of the mystery. After all, who’ll buy the cow if they can get the milk for free, am I right?
So, with all that in mind – and probably a few mental images you didn’t want this morning – what do you think would be the best car to drive while wearing only freckles and a smile? And would it be different for the gents than for the ladies?
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  1. tonyola Avatar

    If you got it, flaunt it.
    <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/23sdp35.jpg&quot; width=500>

    1. tonyola Avatar

      Or even better…
      <img src="http://imcdb.org/i200173.jpg&quot; width=500>

      1. SSurfer321 Avatar

        Deja Vu of Vegas had the same idea. It was promptly banned.
        <img src="http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Strippers-on-a-Truck-2.jpg"&gt;
        IMG from GunAxin.com

        1. dragon951 Avatar

          Are those the three ugly ones?

          1. SSurfer321 Avatar

            beauty is only a light switch away

      2. dukeisduke Avatar

        Hmmm… I spy a blue Buick Special parked on the street.

    2. Maymar Avatar

      I give you, the suitable motorcycle substitute.
      <img src="http://www.fastdrivencars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Ariel-Atom-2.jpg&quot; width=500 /img>

  2. Alff Avatar

    According to my oft-drunk 52 year old next door neighbor, his F-250.

  3. SSurfer321 Avatar

    <img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1045/5166612884_4c42ecfba7.jpg"&gt;
    IMG stolen from random Flickr site

    1. IronBallsMcG Avatar

      Oops, I'm too slow by two minutes.

  4. Lotte Avatar

    <img src="http://bbccupholder.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/nakedmay300.jpg?w=300&h=160&quot; width="200/">
    Aston Martin Vantage GT4. It's a ventilation issue.
    Browsing history now contains 'nakedmay003.jpg'. Clear! Clear history!…

    1. RichardKopf Avatar

      Oh, cock.

  5. muthalovin Avatar

    VW Phaeton.

  6. IronBallsMcG Avatar

    A few years ago, I got an invitation for Nude Recreation Month to drive these:
    <img src="http://jeep-parts.uneedapart.com/images/jeep-wrangler-unlimited-parts.jpg"&gt;

  7. west_coaster Avatar

    Oh, one of the big Lincolns or Cadillacs circa late 1970s with the poofy crushed velour seats for sure.
    To quote George Costanza, "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."

    1. Charles_Barrett Avatar

      True that. My 1988 Continental had blue velour seating, but no tufting or buttons to leave unsightly imprints on your tushie.

  8. LTDScott Avatar

    I figure the owners of all new Camaros are driving naked. Why else would they drive a car with gun ports for windows?

    1. dragon951 Avatar

      You come from Detroit?

  9. dukeisduke Avatar

    Check out the rearview mirror in the title photo of the '80's F-150. See how the silvering has degraded in the center of the mirror? The mirror in my '95 F-150 looks like that, too.

    1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      Audi drivers are always showing off their TTs

      1. $kaycog Avatar

        Ha! You got it.

  10. IronBallsMcG Avatar

    I'll drive yours.

  11. fhrblig Avatar

    Wait, you're supposed to drive with clothes on?

  12. Bret Avatar

    Any convertible (Fiat Spider in mycase) so long as skid marks are kept under control.

    1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      Well then, you'd be better off with a convertible that's available with ABS and traction control, wouldn—
      …oooohh. Nevermind.

  13. OA5599 Avatar

    Since being nude is basically one step further than going commando, a Commando might be appropriate.
    <img src="http://www.jedi.com/obiwan/jeep/misc/pics/c101-2.jpg&quot; width=500>

  14. Jim Brennan Avatar
    Jim Brennan

    Any car with an interior that is similar to this…. I can just feel the velour caress my……
    <img src="http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/1368/1841/3418420006_large.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  15. Froggmann_ Avatar

    Virtually any convertible. Whats the point of driving naked if you can't feel the sun on your skin. Now depending on your voyeuristic ambitions weather you choose a Mazda Miata (MX-5) or a lifted Bronco is entirely up to you.
    BTW is it bad I can identify the truck in the pic? 87-91 F-350 Diesel Crew Cab.

    1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      "Whats the point of driving naked if you can't feel the sun on your skin?"
      Um, I believe the correct answer would be "you get to drive around naked without getting skin cancer."
      (Says the guy who's already had two tumors removed from his head, and treats direct sun like kryptonite.)

      1. coupeZ600 Avatar

        You can always tell if someone is a native Arizonan. Long Pants, Long Sleeves, and a Big Hat. That fiery Orb of Death up in the sky will kill you.

    2. GTXEliminator Avatar

      You aren't the only one! Though there is know way to tell that it is a Diesel or a Dually. It could also be an SC but it's most likely a crew.

      1. Froggmann_ Avatar

        Tach redlines at 4K RPM which indicates a Diesel & that style headliner wasn't used in the supercab, only the Crewcab. The other indicator is the seat back shows no sign of having a break in it, Supercabs that had the bench seat had a 60/40 split back.
        I also unofficially guessed this truck was from Texas due to the windshield stickers. Turns out that hunch was right.

        1. GTXEliminator Avatar

          Learn something new everyday.

  16. skitter Avatar

    An Ariel Atom, to really feel the wind.

    1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      Yea, but those june bugs are killers.

    2. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      (…damn, didn't work. Insert your own version of a junebug joke here. It's probably better than what I came up with.)

  17. dragon951 Avatar

    Not my car. Old, cracked leather cuts your butt. Plus the stickiness.

  18. Charles_Barrett Avatar

    Driving naked is no big deal. Now, changing a flat naked takes balls…

    1. Alff Avatar

      and nuts

      1. Black Steelies Avatar

        And a spare rubber, err.. a rubber spare.

      2. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
        Peter Tanshanomi

        And in Charles's case, a Jack would come in handy.

  19. SSurfer321 Avatar

    <img src="http://www.autobytel.com/images/2007/Dodge/Nitro/400/2007_Dodge_Nitro_01.jpg"&gt;
    Oh you said DRIVE….sorry about that. Disregard this posting…
    IMG from AutoBytel.com

    1. IronBallsMcG Avatar

      Never gets old.

  20. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    <img src="http://www.carpictures1.com/var/resizes/Cadillac_1976_Eldorado_Convertible_001_4_1600x1200.jpg&quot; width="400">
    There is only one definitive answer to this: 1976 Eldorado Convertible. A true-life experience from the spring of my 23rd year explains why…
    One Saturday evening in May or June of 1986, I was riding my bicycle around my Bloomington, MN neighborhood. It had been sunny all day, but by this time (about 5 to 6 PM) the sun was behind the trees and the temperature was probably only in the low 70s, tops. A white-on-white Eldo convertible with the top down pulled up beside me and slowed to my pace. Inside was a curvy, attractive brunette lady in her 40s or 50s, totally nude. "Excuse me," she said casually, smiling, "I'm trying to get to Shakopee to meet my husband, and I'm lost. How do I get to Highway 18 from here?"
    We both came to a stop and I stood astride my bike beside the passenger-side door, trying to act as cool as possible in the situation and not appear too distracted, even though I had a very plain view of her vaporware outfit. I politely explained how to get out of our subdivision and reach the highway; she thanked me and drove off. The whole encounter lasted perhaps 30-40 seconds, but it was so surprising — even surreal — that I can vividly recall every minute detail of both her and the car 25 years later.

    1. OA5599 Avatar

      I remember canoeing on Lake Calhoun and the adjoining lakes with my dad and sister when I was around 12. We noticed a nearby canoe being paddled by two lovely college-age women who were nude (at least whatever was visible above the sides of the canoe).
      My dad had his 35mm camera with him. He snapped a picture or two. I tried to get him to paddle closer, but he said the camera lens would make everything appear closer.
      When we got the photos back, you could hardly see anything due to the distance between our canoes.

    2. Dave Avatar

      Dear Penthouse Forum…..

      1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
        Peter Tanshanomi

        …I used to think that all those stories were fake, until one happened to me…

  21. Black Steelies Avatar

    Anything with crotch vents. Oh and preferably very reliable. I
    f you have to leave the car or stop and get it fixed you may run into some issues besides your broken car.

  22. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
    Peter Tanshanomi

    You're the first person to notice what she's driving.

  23. Jennings R. Scroggs, Jr. Avatar
    Jennings R. Scroggs, Jr.

    Model/celebrity body double, Rachel Carr
    <img src="http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage/craveonline.com/upl_images/rachel-carr1.jpg"&gt;

  24. ZomBee Racer Avatar

    And hello clothespin?!? Yeow.
    Sounds like a fun girl.

    1. Peter Tanshanomi Avatar
      Peter Tanshanomi

      Maybe it's not for her.

  25. tiberiusẅisë Avatar

    If I'm gonna be naked I want a Hummer.
    <img src="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-10-10-hummerh1.jpg&quot; width="500">

    1. Alff Avatar

      Indeed. If you're naked, it's best to be in a Companion.

  26. buzzboy7 Avatar

    You sir. +1 internets

  27. P161911 Avatar

    Probably something like this:
    <img src="http://www.rrab.com/cars00/sg101c.jpg"width=500&gt;
    It really isn't a pretty sight.

    1. ptschett Avatar

      Still too much showing there for me. I'd have to have one of these.
      <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Abrams-transparent.png/800px-Abrams-transparent.png&quot; width="500"/>

  28. CJinSD Avatar

    I'm going to go with someone else's car. I'm sure the flawless Alcantara seats in my car would feel great on my bare butt, but I'm not going to go there.

  29. njhoon Avatar

    Anything with blacked out windows – Believe me, everyone would thank me later but I have already tried it, everyone was "Yo, where did you get that gorilla suit?"

  30. engineerd Avatar

    <img src="http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/weinermobile.jpg"&gt;
    I'll just put this out there and let you ponder it.
    [Image from BusinessWeek]

    1. OA5599 Avatar

      That's one half of the "different for the gents than for the ladies" question. Here is the counterpart.
      <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h0SQqY8ocp4/SipWGZ1grII/AAAAAAAAKQo/FvT6nZoHX_Q/s400/grillethrill+stuble+1.jpg"&gt;

  31. facelvega Avatar

    Meyers Manx. Lots of people did drive them naked back in the day, and it's one of the few cars that lets its engine hang out fully exposed.
    <img src="http://www.precision-illustration.com/Images/KC-10_Meyers_Manx.jpg"&gt;
    I prefer the styling of the later Manx SR:
    <img src="http://www.automk.com/media/2009/06/20090609081337136.jpg&quot; width="600">

  32. tiberiusẅisë Avatar

    BTW, she's not nekkid. She's wearing her seatbelt. Giggity.
    /rushes over to college humor.

  33. OA5599 Avatar

    Lake Calhoun is a relatively small urban lake though, smack dab in Minneapolis city limits. The jogging trail that encircles it is only about three miles in circumference. No reasonable expectation of privacy there.
    I believe Lake Erie is significantly larger.

  34. RahRahRecords Avatar

    Anything with a bench seat.

  35. Mike_the_Dog Avatar

    Gotta go breezy…
    <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2409/2221859544_c21630b7bb.jpg&quot; width="500" height="375" alt="Fiat 500 &quot;Jolly&quot;">