Hooniverse Asks- What's the Best Car-Derived Porn Name?

Buck Nekkid, Dewy Hyman, Jay Leno– porn stars always have stage names that are in some way salacious. But what if they were limited to using only car names to create their sexy sobriquets? If using only the appellations applied to autos, what would be some good porn star names? Maybe something along the lines of Avalon Probe or Tundra Explorer would work? Keep in mind that the name has to connote the actor’s forte, so cars like the Nano should be avoided, but its maker- Tata – would be a good choice. Okay, I know this is a tough one, but I have confidence in you guys to come up with some good choice. What’s the best car-based porn star names? Image sources: [Electronic Music, Sensual Female]

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