Porsche appending Turbo to the specific trims of the Taycan is so go damned stupid…
MAKE UP SOMETHING DIFFERENT
Taycan Tootaloo Motherfucker
Taycan Tootaloo MotherfuckerS
Taycan Anything Else S
— Jeff Glucker (@jglucker) September 4, 2019
Porsche is known for having ridiculous model names for the 31 flavors of each vehicle they make. The new electric Porsche, the Taycan was just revealed. It currently has two model names – Turbo and Turbo S. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that these EVs do not actually have any turbos attached to their motors. But yet, here we are.
Today we ask – what should have Porsche used as model names of the Taycan?