El-Caminoizing a car is for wusses. No, what real manly men do is cut up an unsuspecting car, preferably a unibody, from the B-pillar backwards, then shoehorn a diamond-plate dump bed (giggity), perfect for hauling knockoff David statues, stolen motorcycles, and barrels of gasoline that always explode in action movies. So what strange car if you were going to start an impromptu pedal car towing business? Photoshops not only encouraged but welcome. Answers on a postcard, please.
Click through the jump for some more flatbed inspiration.