When I was a kid, the geezers who worked on cars complained – between arcing spits of chewing tobacco – how sealed carbs were ruining automotive tuning. People, unlike geezers, are adaptable, and even though automobiles and their internal combustion engines have gone through decades of changes that have altered the way we get horsepower out of them, there’s still a healthy market for tuner supplies and extra ponies to be had. But what about the next paradigm shift – the one away from ICE motors and on-board energy conversion – to that of remote generation, and electrical storage on your ride?
Even when emissions controls and OBDs both I and II took effect, there still were ways to make your car go faster. Oh sure, maybe it didn’t involve a bigger carb on a high-rise manifold, but a computer chip and MAF sensor upgrade as well – but the point was, it still made the car go faster.
But electric cars. What to do with electric cars? If you have a Tesla Roadster today, how would you make it even more electric? Would you throw in even more laptop batteries? Or maybe a bigger motor, sacrificing distance over how much fun you have getting there. Do you even know what the options are? It seems to me that we are on the cusp of another big shift in our automotive lives, and we better be prepared otherwise dorks like that Justin Beiber are going to eat our lunches in their suped up electric golf carts, and there we’ll be standing with our virtual pants around our ankles. So what’s your idea on how to hot rod an electrc car? Or would you not even bother, evolving yourself into a curmudgeonly old geezer, spitting tobacco and complaining about how everything is 240 volts these days? Which’ll it be?
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