In case y’all were wondering, we’re in the process of switching Hooniverse to a new server, and this has caused some major headaches for the Braff-master, as well as a dearth of content for everybody. We’re sorry you’re not getting your USDA- suggested allotment of hoon today, but we should be up and hooning again tomorrow, once we’ve made the move from wimpy wimpy wimpy to hefty hefty hefty. In the mean time, some jokes! How did Hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis! Ha, ha, ha. Okay, here’s another one- What did Little Miss Muffet and Sadam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey! har, har, har!