Future Hoons of America: Abdication of Parental Responsibility Edition


Do you think that any helicopter mom would allow her little snowflake to “ride dirty” on a pit bike? You see, modern parenting and all the various social services that strive to keep kids out of harm’s way are stifling our childrens’ innate and noble urges to hoon. The video after the jump makes it clear that some parents are immune to these anti-hooning messages.

Great Stunts by Kids on MotorbikesThe most amazing bloopers are here
We applaud these parents of pit-bike-stunters? How else are the Future Hoons of America going to sharpen their skills, if not by getting off their rapidly expanding asses and doing something inherently dangerous? Parents, I’m not asking you to dangle little Jimmy over a pit of hot and bothered wolverines … I’m just saying, how else will he make a name for himself (on Youtube) in this big old world of ours if he doesn’t take a chance?
Harken to the siren call of stupidly dangerous stunts, Young Hoon, and take an ill-conceived lunge at everlasting glory!!!

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  1. engineerd Avatar

    Just the other day I was telling Mrs. engineerd, "Our kids are going to play outside. They are going to play on jungle gyms. They are going to build ramps for their bikes and jump off swing sets. They are going to hoon go karts. When they get hurt we'll spray some Bactine on them and send them back out. If they break a bone we'll take them to the doctor and get them a sweet cast." I need to add, "They are going to do stunts on pit bikes."

    1. Alyssa Avatar

      As a helicopter Mom… you are freakin' me out.. LOL

  2. Tim Odell Avatar
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  3. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    That scares the crap out of me, but I want my kid to do that. I want him to have adventures and be outside. I want him to scrape and bruise things, to be a normal boy.

  4. joshuman Avatar

    I'm all for kids doing this kind of stuff as long as they are ready for it. I started my daughter skiing when she was two. She, now four, and her little brother regularly go fast down the driveway on bikes and trikes. Some skinned knees happen but they are learning the limits of the vehicles they are piloting and their own inputs on those wheeled contraptions. These are invaluable skills.
    However, if I can't have a motorcycle because I will kill myself on it then they don't get a pit bike.

  5. Han_Solex Avatar

    What if you get a pit bike, and you put those good-fer-nothin kids to work at the nearest sweatshop? Daddy needs a new CTS-V, right?

  6. skitter Avatar

    On the one hand, I loved the old metal playgrounds, and fed my insatiable need for speed on my bicycle.
    On the other hand, a general rule growing up was "no toys with batteries", and I think this will likely extend to "no toys with motors".
    Which is fine, because a properly set up pedal car will blow the doors off any PowerWheels.

    1. Han_Solex Avatar

      Proof is in the pudding:
      [youtube XkEdcR0D1E4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkEdcR0D1E4 youtube]

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