Found on Craigslist: Geomino. Slight tornado damage


Every time I look at this is makes me giggle.  I am still undecided on whether is awesome or awful.  There are very few cars out there that walk that line.  On the one hand, the guy obviously took a lot of time to create a -mino out of a Prizm…
on the other hand, WTF is going on with those hood lights.?!  On yet another hand, the tornado damage totally makes the car infinately more awesome. 

Having read a metric shit-ton of Craigslist ads that ranged anywhere from “cheap car, runs well, make offer” to “OMG THIS IS THE BESTEST AWESOMEST DEAL U WILL SEE ANYWHERE!!!!1!11!one) I really want to believe everything the seller has to say. 
It now has a reciever hitch very heavy duty for pulling golf cart and trailer , jetski, motorcycle, small dune buggy whatever or your grass clippings trash really works well. 
And:  Many dozens of hours in getting this car this nice cheeper than a wore out 4 wheeler and nicer to drive, would be great for a farm, hauling hay for critters or checkin fence a great all round mutipurpose wagon, cheep and will get you there, everywhere I drive this I get a crowd and people taking pictures. 
How can you not believe the guy?  Sounds legit to me. There is no doubt in my mind that this particular vehicle has hauled all manner of hay and ATV in its day.
Having said that, let me put a little thought in your head:  LeMons.  Yes, he is asking double the price of a “legal” racer and sure, you won’t recoup a dime getting it race-ready, but who here doesn’t think racing it as-is is totally worth the lap penalty and/or a case of whiskey?
What would you name the team?
Craigslist
hat tip to Rockford_Brodie!!!

0 Comments

  1. What would you name the team?
    I will hug him and squeeze him and love him and pet him and I will call him GEOrge.
    /sorry

  2. Hey, my submission made it!(Thanks, Jo!) The only thing stopping me from buying this myself and LeMonizing it, besides the price that is, is the fact that I just recently bought a similar Corolla for the same purpose. At least now I have an idea for what to do with mine…

  3. Paint it (sort of) like an ice-cream truck and go with "Team Twisted Metal". Trying to get the guy down to $500 might be easier with some undocumented tradeage, if you catch my drift…

  4. I would totally be checkin fence with this if I still worked on a farm. I would dent up the hood some more so as not to frighten the livestock.

  5. 1K uhhh no. But $500 would be more in the range of consideration. As for the Team name, too easy Team Twister. Stick a Helen Hunt maniquin in the back, stick a few pieces of fence in the side (this one might have holes pre made) and attach some debris to it. Oh and make sure you enter it somewhere in Tornado Alley.

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