Encyclopedia Hoonatica: Meteorological Car Names

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Last week, the encyclopedia entry for Seafaring Car Names sailed into uncharted territory, with regular commenters Jeepster and Manic_King expounding on the many cars named after winds. Well, the chest of automotive trivia booty they blew our way may not have been strictly applicable to the category at hand, but the list was impressive. Furthermore, that sort of “talk amongst yourselves” moment is exactly what makes this series so rewarding, and is something to be encouraged. Therefore, in response, this week we will explore their serendipitous discussion further, while expanding the category beyond wind names to all sorts of meteorological phenomena. If it’s something naturally occurring in the atmosphere, feel free to toss that sucker in the ring. (Assuming, of course, that you can provide evidence that a vehicle has been thus named. I am not the trivia god some of you are, but I strongly doubt that anybody has yet marketed the Thundersnow, Sun Dog, Lunar Halo or Convection Fog, despite all being potentially totally awesome car names. …Wait, no — not that last one.)
The Caveats (there are always caveats):

  • Unofficial and internal nicknames don’t count, even if they’re well known. The name must be officially given by the manufacturer (which could include a coachbuilder, famous customizer or or other recognized marketing entity). A good yardstick is that it should physically appear on the car, or at least appear in a press release or sales brochure.
    • Sub-brands and trim line names count.
    • Concept vehicles, kit cars, and race cars are allowable, as long as it is something legit enough to have a genuine name. Your crazy Uncle Charlie’s band bus doesn’t count, even if he did spraypaint “Hellwind” down the side.
    • Motorcycles and trucks are also permitted, but no aircraft. Really, no aircraft; I’m not just saying that because it’s a running joke — this week in particular, a list including aircraft names would swallow our souls.

    Difficulty: The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
    How This Works: Read the comments first and don’t post duplicates! Bonus points for adding photos. Remember, you can simply paste in the raw image URL now, thanks to the magic of Disqus.
    Image Sources: oldcarbrochures.org and the random download car images folder on my Mac.

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146 responses to “Encyclopedia Hoonatica: Meteorological Car Names”

  1. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Well, I have the most experience with a Typhoon, and the deliberately-misspelled Syclone.
    http://carphotos.cardomain.com/ride_images/1/1876/3281/4689140012_large.jpg

    1. 0A5599 Avatar
      0A5599

      Kind of a twofer, because of the involvement of GALE Banks.
      http://assets.bankspower.com.s3.amazonaws.com/tech_article_images/gmgas/header.png

    2. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      VW was to call the Corrado the Typhun but GM beat them to the punch.
      Corrado is probably some wind-related thing like “Golf”…

      1. Monkey10is Avatar
        Monkey10is

        I’m not sure that ‘Corrado’ is actually a wind, but it followed the ‘Scirocco’ and was built in parallel with the ‘Bora’ — so it should have been.

        1. SlowJoeCrow Avatar
          SlowJoeCrow

          Corrado has its roots in the Spanish word for run (like corrida) so it marks a break with VW’s usual wind names

          1. Monkey10is Avatar
            Monkey10is

            So you’re saying that VW ‘broke wind’ with the Corrado?
            http://static.spin.com/files/field/image/110204-beavis-butthead.png

        2. crank_case Avatar
          crank_case

          Most VW names are weather system related, Golf isn’t named after the sport, but rather the German for Gulf (as in gulfstream). Passat is German for trade wind. Vento (a booted Golf MK3, I think the US stuck with Jetta) is Italian for wind. Likewise the booted Golf Mk4 the Bora, is an eastern european weather system.

  2. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Low hanging, along with several other makes sharing the name.
    http://www.mercomatic.com/wp-content/uploads/photo-gallery/68_charger_after.JPG

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      Super-major fist bump for not going with the obvious CBR600F answer.

      1. anonymic Avatar
        anonymic

        CBR600F’s aren’t until August anyway. It’s a shame they’re best viewed from the southern hemisphere.

  3. The Rusty Hub Avatar
    The Rusty Hub

    I should link a photo of the muscle car, but I didn’t know this existed at all until I looked at Wikipedia. If you need me, I’ll be on CraigsList the rest of the day.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Pontiac_Tempest_3.1.JPG

    1. Citric Avatar
      Citric

      I wonder if many made it south of the border, I think I’ve seen one in Canada.

        1. Citric Avatar
          Citric

          That might be the nicest that era Tempest that has ever existed, and it’s $2,000.
          I kinda feel bad for it now.

        2. Guest Avatar
          Guest

          Maybe not an oxymoron…

          http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/calgary/low-kms-1000-pontiac-tempest-sedan/1125798211?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

          I guess the remaining ones have some dark magic around them, to protect and preserve them, as well as destroying the souls of their owner… Wait, what?

          1. Citric Avatar
            Citric

            Well the rest have collapsed into a pile of iron oxide and wheels that look slightly weird when mounted on them.

  4. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Black Lightning for the win !

    1. GTXcellent Avatar
      GTXcellent

      I’m a lot more partial to this black Lightning
      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/1993FordLightning.jpg

    2. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

  5. GTXcellent Avatar
    GTXcellent

    Auntie ‘Em, Auntie ‘Em, it’s a Twister
    http://blog.thehenryford.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/duster-1.jpg

  6. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Volkswagen offers a target rich environment. This is my favorite.
    http://germancarsforsaleblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/32.jpg

    1. 1slowvw Avatar
      1slowvw

      I will own one, I have gone look at several in the past few years but they have all been just too far gone rust wise. I believe this will be my first target for a fly and drive in a year or two. Before they all disappear.

  7. stigshift Avatar
    stigshift

    Plymouth Duster Twister. I believe that’s two points…

  8. Alff Avatar
    Alff

    Maserati is another repeat offender…
    http://momentcar.com/images600_/maserati-ghibli-1969-1.jpg

    1. Monkey10is Avatar
      Monkey10is

      …as they also made a Mistral, a Bora, a Khamsin, a Shamal and their new SUV is rumoured to be called the ‘Levante’.
      Disappointingly, there do not seem to be any winds called ‘Biturbo’, ‘Quattroporte’ or ‘Gran Turismo MC Sportline’. There should be.

    1. 0A5599 Avatar
      1. Tanshanomi Avatar

        I would say those are animals or perhaps mythological creatures. But feel free to wander off base. It’s what we do here.

  9. Alan Cesar Avatar
    Alan Cesar

    Obvious answer is obvious: all the Chrysler cloud cars. Cirrus, Stratus, and Breeze. I don’t know if I even see these much in junkyards anymore.
    http://bestcarmag.com/sites/default/files/13795431998-plymouth-breeze-expresso-photo-319175-s-1280×782.jpg

    1. Monkey10is Avatar
      Monkey10is

      And around about the same time GM brought you the Oldsmobile Aurora:
      http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/09/11/aurora1.jpg

      1. Monkey10is Avatar
        Monkey10is

        (I seem to have been beaten to this choice by JayP)

      2. Alan Cesar Avatar
        Alan Cesar

        I was thinking this is more cosmological rather than meteorological.

    2. salguod Avatar

      I saw a Cirrus in Illinois last week. Posted it to VISIT on Facebook. The VISITians were unimpressed.

  10. tonyola Avatar
    tonyola

    A double entry and not of my doing…

    1. Alan Cesar Avatar
      Alan Cesar

      I was about to post the same.

  11. Alan Cesar Avatar
    Alan Cesar

    Saab had that Aero trim line. Not perfect, but kind of meteorological?
    http://www.autoguide.com/gallery/d/61417-4/2009-saab-9-3-xwd-10.jpg

    1. Van_Sarockin Avatar
      Van_Sarockin

      not trim.

  12. Alan Cesar Avatar
    Alan Cesar

    There was this Tornado Typhoon fiberglass-bodied kit car. They are hideous.
    http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/Tornado/59-Tornado-Typhoon-DV-15-AI-001.jpg

    1. Alan Cesar Avatar
    2. Alan Cesar Avatar
      Alan Cesar

      Not to be confused with cosmetological.
      https://cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/pink-caddy-parade-2.jpg

    3. Monkey10is Avatar
      Monkey10is

      Hey! The names ‘Laser’ and ‘Talon’ don’t count.
      Oh, wait…

  13. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Chinook

    1. The Rusty Hub Avatar
      The Rusty Hub

      That thing is so fucking rad.

    2. Maymar Avatar
      Maymar

      http://images.edealer.ca/2/31085123.jpeg
      Canada got a Nissan Pathfinder Chinook too, which is fitting, because they disappear quickly in winter.

  14. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Diablo

  15. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Storm, included on this blown away ad copy.
    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/221105249489-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

    1. Alan Cesar Avatar
      Alan Cesar

      Can I get a Geo Stormtracker?

      1. bigredcavetroll Avatar
        bigredcavetroll

        I think the Aztec is about as close a mashup as there ever was of a Geo Storm and tracker.

  16. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Sundowner

    1. Alan Cesar Avatar
      Alan Cesar

      Sponsored by Seasonal Affective Disorder.

  17. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Sunchaser

    1. Drives Dead Marques Avatar
      Drives Dead Marques

      Technically this works as well. I’m sure Solara means “Sun” in some language, amirite?

      1. Alan Cesar Avatar
        Alan Cesar

        In the same way that “altima” and “sorento” mean something in some language.
        (That language is Marketing Jargon, the faux-Italian dialect.)

        1. Tanshanomi Avatar

          Trivia: “solara” is “solar” in Romanian.

        2. Manic_King Avatar
          Manic_King

          Sorrento is a quite beautiful town in Italy. With 2 “r”-s, though.

        1. Monkey10is Avatar
          Monkey10is

          Which followed on nicely from the earlier Rootes Group/Chrysler/Peugeout Talbot offerings:
          The Sunbeam:
          http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01426/Sunbeam-Lotus_1426392c.jpg
          and the Horizon:
          http://www.classicandperformancecar.com/uploads/cms_article/4201_4300/1978-1985-talbot-horizon-4267_9703_640X250.jpg

          1. sunbeammadd Avatar

            It doesn’t count according to the rules, but the car that became the Sunbeam Tiger was originally going to be called Thunderbolt until they ran into copyright problems.

    1. 0A5599 Avatar
      0A5599

      Silver Dawn, too.
      http://www.rrab.com/rolls/sd-17.jpg

  18. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Airstream. Also Gulfstream, excluding aircraft, because I suspect those are off limits today (though that isn’t listed in the rules).
    http://toyotamotorhome.org/forums/uploads/post-2937-1248563596.jpg
    http://cdn5.traderonline.com/v1/media/manufacturer-logo-gulfstream.png?height=140&quality=60

  19. Manic_King Avatar
    Manic_King

    Tramontana is a wind and this is the Tramontana XTR:
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/A.d.Tramontana_XTR.jpg

  20. SlowJoeCrow Avatar
    SlowJoeCrow

    My Tuesday answer is the Kawasaki Zephyr family
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Kawasaki_Zephyr_550.jpg/300px-Kawasaki_Zephyr_550.jpg
    Also many of the VW water cooled cars have wind names, Scirocco, Bora, Vento, Sharan, Pasat etc. plus extra credit for the Scirocco Storm.

    1. Monkey10is Avatar
      Monkey10is

      Surprised that Zephyr wasn’t already trademarked:

      1. Citric Avatar
        Citric

        I think Ford’s trademark only applied to four wheels?
        http://www.curbsideclassic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Lincoln-Zephyr-1937.jpg

        1. Monkey10is Avatar
          Monkey10is

          And someone else had already trademarked it for more than four wheels.
          http://elgruponorte.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/zephyrt.jpg

        2. Tanshanomi Avatar

          Evidence to the contrary.
          http://tanshanomi.com/temp/zephyr-CW-quote.jpg
          [Cycle World, October 1992, page 27]

      2. Tanshanomi Avatar

        It was. Kawasaki got a cease-and-desist letter from Ford in early 1992, and what had been the Zephyr 750 and 1100 became known simply as the ZR750 and ZR1100 (in the USA, they continued to use the Zephyr name in other markets).

    2. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      Thumbs up for the Zephyr. It’s a shame they didn’t sell better in the US. (Tangential: I’ve owned an ’81 KZ750E & a ’99 ZRX1100, members of the Zephyr’s extended family.)

  21. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    Going with this even though it would tend to become a Meteor…
    http://momentcar.com/images/mercury-comet-1961-6.jpg

  22. Citric Avatar
    Citric

    Because I saw one the other day in surprisingly good shape, the Pontiac Sunrunner.
    http://bbs.zuwharrie.com/gallery/albums/userpics/13090/97pontiac.jpg

    1. JayP Avatar
      JayP

      Never even heard of it- or that Tempest either!

      1. Citric Avatar
        Citric

        It was a Canada-exclusive thing, Pontiac dealers wanted everything Chevy dealers sold, so they got rebadges of a ton of stuff.

    2. Guest Avatar
      Guest

      The Asüna is more fun if you really want to confuse foreigners.

      Actually, Asüna confuses everybody…

    1. Vairship Avatar
      Vairship

      Well, Mitsubishi is often named ‘most likely to disappear from the US market’…

    1. Monkey10is Avatar
      Monkey10is

      (but they blamed it on the dog.)

      1. Citric Avatar
        Citric

        Appropriate, since the styling is a bit of a dog’s breakfast.

      2. Alan Cesar Avatar
        Alan Cesar

        It probably broke all the time.

    2. salguod Avatar

      That thing looks pre-crashed for your convenience.

  23. Monkey10is Avatar
    Monkey10is

    No love for the Mercury Breezeway?
    http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/l-v36c3snpsxhfm3.jpg

    1. Tanshanomi Avatar

      Damn, I was saving that for “Cars named after architectural features”…

      1. Monkey10is Avatar
        Monkey10is

        Along with all of the Colonnade series. And the pagoda-roof Mercs. Or the Isuzu Piazza.
        …ahh, now you have started me on a sidetrack.

  24. Monkey10is Avatar
    Monkey10is

    Can we class an ‘Avalanche’ as a meteorological phenomenon?

      1. Tanshanomi Avatar

        Not if it’s a torrent of man-made effluent.

  25. Monkey10is Avatar
    Monkey10is

    For many years now Ford UK has used ‘Thunder’ as a baseline trim & stickers package on many of their models.

  26. Tanshanomi Avatar

    What’s amazing is that almost every week, as I’m writing these up, there are at least one or two answers that seem super obvious to me, which I am sure will get named right out of the gate. Then it goes live and they don’t show up and don’t show up, and don’t show up…
    https://img.drive.ru/i/0/4efb766b09b6022426002901.jpg

    1. CraigSu Avatar
      CraigSu

      Only one year earlier and they could have used it in Death Race 2000.

  27. Tanshanomi Avatar

    I really want to find a photo of a Cyclone, a Hurricane, a Duster, a Twister and a Tornado on a track together.

  28. theskitter Avatar

    http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt237/jskitter/hooniverse/C12_zps4cd4de9a.jpg
    Zonda: Foehn wind, dry, rain shadowed down mountains, Argentina.
    http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt237/jskitter/hooniverse/Pagani-Huayra_2012_1600x1200_wallpaper_13_zps5z2yj8o2.jpg
    Huayra: Aymara Huayra Tata, (also:Wayra Tata), god of wind worshipped in parts of the Incan Empire.

  29. Jaap Avatar
    Jaap

    Any Mazda because Mazda means “sun”.

  30. Rust-MyEnemy Avatar
  31. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Polaris

  32. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Constellation

  33. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Cool

  34. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Corona

    1. Citric Avatar
      Citric

      I wonder if there will ever be a “Cars with the same name as alcohol” entry.

      1. Tanshanomi Avatar

        http://image.autowini.com/IMG/spec/Hyundai_Porter2/Hyundai-Porter-2001.jpg
        I drove one once, but the body was thin and overall it was a bit too hoppy.

        1. dead_elvis Avatar
          dead_elvis

          Maybe you’d prefer something more Stout?
          http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201212/12/16/e0239216_21155230.jpg

  35. Tanshanomi Avatar

    Just as a heads-up, Dudes and Dudettes, stars, constellations, and astronomical phenomena are not meteorological. There’s no weather or atmosphere in outer space.

    1. Jeepster Avatar
      Jeepster

      Blazer then ?

    2. theskitter Avatar

      Of course there is.
      http://www.swpc.noaa.gov/communities/space-weather-enthusiasts
      The only thing is the space Winds and Storms would have to be…
      *puts on sunglasses*
      …solar cars.

  36. Jeepster Avatar
    Jeepster

    Thunderclap

  37. Citric Avatar
    Citric

    There was this attempt to make the minivan cool from Pontiac.
    http://www.lov2xlr8.no/brochures/pontiac/98p_1/bilder/1.jpg
    Whether or not you think the concept was something worthwhile, the production version left something to be desired, let’s say.
    http://autosofinterest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2003-Pontiac-Montana-Thunder-production-a.jpg

    1. Alan Cesar Avatar
      Alan Cesar

      I see more Aztek in that concept than Montana.

  38. linkpin Avatar
    linkpin

    I think this counts.

  39. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Not aircraft:

  40. Maymar Avatar
    Maymar

    http://media.caranddriver.com/images/media/267321/mclaren-f1-supercar-road-test-review-car-and-driver-photo-354886-s-429×262.jpg
    I know the McLaren F1 wasn’t named after the Fujita scale (and also, it’s more F4 than F1), but it sort of fits.

  41. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Chevy Equinox

  42. Lokki Avatar
    Lokki

    Did we miss the Geo Storm or was it up above somewhere?

  43. outback_ute Avatar
    outback_ute

    HSV Maloo ute, which is an Aboriginal word for thunder.
    Holden have also used Thunder as a special edition ute.
    Mazda did a 626 Eclipse special edition

  44. Juliet C. Avatar
    Juliet C.

    I went riding on the beach the other day and met this creepy couple who tried to seduce my horse…….