True story: when The_Missus was young, her parents told her that whenever the ice cream truck was playing music, that meant they were out of ice cream.
That may be mildly evil, but not as bad as this ice cream truck. Not only is it just a typical conversion van with a couple of magnets stuck on, it’s got a sountrack straight out of our worst nightmares. Remember kids: the secret ingredient is THE DEVIL.
[Warning: Seriously creepy music and PG-13 language. Alienate your co-workers at your own risk]