Craigslist Crapshoot

The World’s Worst Car Is For Sale On Craigslist
Welcome to Craigslist Crapshoot, our weekly search for the most bizarre, awesome, and/or terrible vehicles that the online classifieds has to offer. 
I always liked how the three stooges on Top Gear would refer to Nissan’s brand-defining sports car as the ‘Zed.’ I found it particularly amusing after watching Pulp Fiction and hearing Bruce Willis’ character announce that “Zed’s dead, baby.’  The Nissan (or Datsun) Zed isn’t dead, and last week you all went looking  for the best Z-cars the used car market has to offer. We’ll see which is the best Zed is a sec, but first this week’s contest.
They say two wrongs don’t make a right, and that’s why this week we’re looking for only one wrong—the wrong engine. That’s right, what we want are great cars for sale, that are spoiled by having the wrong engine under the hood.
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Got that? Good, now let’s Zee what’s up.


When the 240Z hit the market in late 1969 it was as though a bomb was dropped on the traditional sports car sector. It possessed the great looks and six-cylinder sound of Jaguar’s XKE with the price positioning and size of the MGB, and was a thoroughly modern Millie of a car to boot.
As the proud owner of an S30 240Z I must say it freaks me out a little to see the collection from which this week’s winner is being culled. This white over copious quantities of mold ’72 was found by mdharrel and is featured in a somewhat misleading ad that includes pictures of some of the seller’s 50 other Zs. That’s ostensibly to demonstrate what the non-runner could eventually turn into, I guess.
Congrats to mdharrel, and thank you all for participating. Now, let’s go looking for love in all the wrong places.
 
1972 240 Z

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38 responses to “Craigslist Crapshoot”

  1. Kiefmo Avatar
    Kiefmo

    Some clown has taken a classic RWD Corolla hatchback and stuffed a Nissan truck engine underhood!
    I mean, no replacement for displacement and all, but at least keep it in the familiy! What’s wrong with a 22R?
    http://images.craigslist.org/01212_bVPfld7st56_600x450.jpg
    https://kansascity.craigslist.org/cto/5458541471.html

    1. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
      BigRedCaveTroll

      I’d say replacing the engine might have been the least egregious of the the offenses he committed against that car. Blech.

      1. Kiefmo Avatar
        Kiefmo

        Eh, the body kit can be borne — it just looks unfinished to me.
        The engine, however, is blasphemy!

    2. dukeisduke Avatar
      dukeisduke

      That looks like a LeMons project, especially since it’s already been re-engined.

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        Unfortunately, most creativity went into pricing the product.

  2. BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Avatar
    BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ

    A Maverick with no engine can be considered as “wrong engine”? http://mlb-s2-p.mlstatic.com/maverick-75-p-restaurar-otimo-de-lata-facil-reforma-7140-MLB5175479954_102013-F.jpg http://carro.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-742244641-maverick-75-p-restaurar-otimo-de-lata-facil-reforma-_JM It has no clear title and lots of other missing parts. Speak of PCH car!

    1. Sjalabais Avatar
      Sjalabais

      Air powered stationary ecomobile!

    2. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
      BigRedCaveTroll

      Clearly you’re being a bit of a Maverick given the rules of today’s Craigslist Crapshoot.

  3. Sjalabais Avatar
    Sjalabais

    In my corner of interest, wrong engine usually means wrong transmission, too: A neat 264 for 7600$. Luxurious velour. Impressive road presence. Wrong engine.
    http://m.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=70880896
    https://finncdn.no/dynamic/960w/2016/2/vertical-3/07/6/708/808/96_533982956.jpg

    1. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      Were these available with a manual transmission?

      1. Sjalabais Avatar
        Sjalabais

        I’m not sure, but I think so. I’ve seen one, a former diplomat’s car here in Norway, but that might have been tempered with.

    1. Guest Avatar
      Guest

      In a similar stream, here’s a newer Cummins Ford with double the valves, at almost half the price.

      That Chevy is a manual though…

      http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzY0WDEwMjQ=/z/Vj8AAOSwHnFV6nxt/$_27.JPG

      http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/calgary/2003-ford-f-350-fx4-truck-cummins-swap-conversion/1100291606?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

  4. mdharrell Avatar

    As the former owner of a ’65 Corvair, I am outraged that someone would offer up this ’66 with an Oldsmobile Toronado 425.
    (Without including a shot of the engine.)
    http://images.craigslist.org/00707_gdTAYdQGCqr_600x450.jpg
    http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/5440741460.html

    1. dukeisduke Avatar
      dukeisduke

      In lovely Evening Orchid.

      1. mdharrell Avatar

        Mine was two-tone Madeira Maroon and Multidecadal Rust.

        1. Sjalabais Avatar
          Sjalabais

          Upholstered in Stainastic Patinac?

          1. mdharrell Avatar

            Upholstered in Some Areas, but with a working aftermarket Vibrasonic Bumblebee Nest.

  5. joshuman Avatar
    joshuman

    I know the place with the Zs — right off of Highway 9. I used to drive past it on the way to my Dad’s house. I’ve always wanted to stop in but never seemed to have the time.

  6. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    Here’s a BMW with a Chevy 350/700R4 pairing. Makes you wonder what the backstory was…
    http://marshall.craigslist.org/cto/5434121987.html
    http://images.craigslist.org/00808_6XRMUOrpeeg_600x450.jpg

    1. CraigSu Avatar
      CraigSu

      I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the word Nikasil had something to do with the backstory.

  7. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    And another BMW that kept the engine source closer to home (going from an M44 to an M42 apparently – though I don’t know what that implies.)
    http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/cto/5459227014.html
    http://images.craigslist.org/00J0J_bj6sa5LXYih_600x450.jpg

    1. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
      BigRedCaveTroll

      They basically went from a newer 4 cylinder to an older 4 cylinder. I’m not sure why they’d do that though.

    2. salguod Avatar

      This is the 4 door sedan version of my 318ti. I think his $5K ask is ambitious to say the least, even given all the work and new parts.
      It does make me feel good about the $500 pplus $900 in parts that I spent on mine.

      1. BigRedCaveTroll Avatar
        BigRedCaveTroll

        I had a similar feeling when I bought my first E30 (which was quite clean and rust-free) for $300 and then looked on message boards and saw some of the ridiculous prices people paid for theirs.

  8. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    Original recipe Fiat 500 minus Fiat engine, plus Subaru aircraft powerplant.
    http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/cto/5449540693.html
    http://images.craigslist.org/01010_3Hwp5AjGOnB_600x450.jpg

    1. dead_elvis Avatar
      dead_elvis

      “aircraft engine”
      Sure, in that EA81s are usually removed from an actual Subaru & installed in homebrewed aircraft. By that measure, a 1600cc Beetle engine is also an aircraft engine.
      Nice looking Fiat!

      1. dukeisduke Avatar
        dukeisduke

        Also, Corvair engines, because Pietenpol aircraft.

        1. mdharrell Avatar

          The 1935 Plymouth L-head, too, as used in the Plymocoupe. In this case they apparently even went to the trouble of certifying the engine instead of just running it as experimental.
          http://www.plymouthbulletin.com/images/plyclos.jpg
          http://www.plymouthbulletin.com/plane.htm

    2. dukeisduke Avatar
      dukeisduke

      Why do the pictures look like they were pictures taken of images on a computer monitor?

  9. 0A5599 Avatar
    0A5599

    How about a replica classic Ferrari built from a lesser real Ferrari?
    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/ctd/5456737961.html
    http://images.craigslist.org/00N0N_g8jiwqIAnL6_600x450.jpg

    1. outback_ute Avatar
      outback_ute

      That is pretty awesome, with scope for improvement to the engine too. Much better than buying a new Ferrari, as a toy at least rather than for normal transport

  10. nanoop Avatar
    nanoop

    There was a 944 article on PistonHeads, about a V8 swap. There are several(!) companies offering kits to put an LSn in there, so they are somewhat common, but in this case, “[t]he heart of the matter was acquired for a very good price from a friend
    and is an ex TWR Rover 4.3 V8, built to what is described as a medium
    fast road spec. ”
    No photos online anymore (it’s from 2004), nonetheless: http://www.pistonheads.com/road-tests/porsche/porsche-944-v8/7895
    Two wrongs are one right, right?

  11. Tomsk Avatar
    Tomsk

    This $5,700 Europa has what the seller thinks is a 5-valve Toyota engine (so a “Silver Top” or “Black Top” 4A-GE), but no picture. Still, I’m not sure the engine swap is anywhere near as wrong as the body mods…
    http://images.craigslist.org/00L0L_69o8RNCgPcT_600x450.jpg
    http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/5406722487.html

  12. Andrew_theS2kBore Avatar
    Andrew_theS2kBore

    When your dubiously reliable boosted four-cylinder dies, obviously the only solution is a dubiously reliable boosted four from a totally different manufacturer. Because nothing says “drift missile” like spending thousands to make the same amount of power.
    http://images.craigslist.org/00I0I_1NRnGxbXp01_600x450.jpg
    https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/5449619079.html

    1. Andrew_theS2kBore Avatar
      Andrew_theS2kBore

      Also, understatement of the year: “No A/C but the heater works well.”
      http://images.craigslist.org/00R0R_iWWCeYL68NZ_600x450.jpg
      https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/5440963078.html

  13. ptschett Avatar
    ptschett

    How about a sectioned/channeled/chopped ’66 Ford F100 with a ’69 Cadillac 472 for power?
    http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/5461368971.html
    http://images.craigslist.org/00V0V_karuNJvC2k_600x450.jpg