Classic Captions Contest: 2013 Mercedes-Benz E 300 BlueTec HYBRID Estate Edition

It’s been way too long since the last time we had a classic captions contest. I have no idea who wrote it, what the car was, or who won it. Let’s move on. Classic Captions Contest is where we show you a classic advertising of a vehicle and you supply the best quote for it. Like on Whose Line Is It Anyway? everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

Today we have a relatively new vehicle, a W212 E-class Benz. Specifically, it’s the then new 2013 E 300 BlueTec HYBRID Estate, AVANTGARDE with AMG sports package, in diamond white color. The young couple, presumably well educated, climbing the corporate ladder to the S-class, is gazing deeply upon their new Benzito wagon. But what are they are saying or thinking?

By |2019-11-07T09:19:52+00:00November 7th, 2019|Hooniverse Classic Captions Contest|29 Comments

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