Caption this: If the engine fits, hoon it.


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32 responses to “Caption this: If the engine fits, hoon it.”

  1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    okay, it's in the car, now where to mount the turbo…
    Ed. note (HOLY GOD WHAT IS THAT FROM?)

  2. Goingincirclez Avatar

    "Hmmm…. What would Dale Earnhardt do?"

    1. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

      That little guy? Might flow nuff for some real PAH!

  3. Jeff Glucker Avatar
    Jeff Glucker

    Peterbuilt… built by some dude named Peter.

  4. iheartstiggie Avatar

    Apparently the engine was made by Trabant. Added water and the darn thing swelled right up!

  5. Target29 Avatar

    Whadaya mean I'm over compansatin' fur sumthin'?

  6. muthalovin Avatar

    …. and it turns out, the big-block is actually, very, very big.

  7. njhoon Avatar

    "Yeah son, there is no replacement for displacement"
    or
    "and what kind of motor do you have ON your car?"

  8. Froggmann Avatar
    Froggmann

    Ah-HA! Finally something that will outrun Motorola! Those coppers will never have a chance!

  9. engineerd Avatar

    Yup. Had to do some fab work. The weight ratio is a little off, but whatt're you gonna do?

  10. Alff Avatar

    We start chemo on Tuesday.

  11. superbadd75 Avatar

    "Guys, don't be mad, but I think it's sittin' just a little too far forward. We need to pull 'er out and move the motor mounts back a hair."

  12. superbadd75 Avatar

    BTW, that guy's sportin' the wrong t-shirt. Neither car nor engine appear to be a Chevy.

  13. engineerd Avatar

    The pursuit of the Index of Effluency award may have just gotten out of control.

  14. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    so that's why so many people prefer the short block….

  15. JeepyJayhawk Avatar

    I think it would make it past the judges just to see what would happen.

  16. superbadd75 Avatar

    "Yeah, I was looking for a fiberglass hood, but it's got to have a little bit of a bulge in it to clear the engine. You got anything like that?"

  17. Sparky_Pete Avatar

    "…so then this dang genie pops out and says I got 3 wishes…"

  18. andy wallwhore Avatar
    andy wallwhore

    Yo that motor is all ate up with car, dawg.

  19. YEAH_THAT_POLAR Avatar

    After spending years droning away at developing the Volt, Earl had to balance out his abundance of carbon credits somehow.

  20. DeadinSideInc Avatar

    1) We'll be just like the those Blastolene guys, but more accessible to laid off talk show hosts.
    2) Dude, we'll make it fit.

  21. citroen67 Avatar

    "All it needs is a "Type R" sticker and a fart can!"

  22. YEAH_THAT_POLAR Avatar

    Doing his best to promote car porn, Sonny gave his car his interpretation of a boob job! You can just tell it's a little top heavy.

  23. Tanshanomi Avatar

    "I have to say, that was easier than I thought. Now, about those front springs…"

  24. Impalamino Avatar
    Impalamino

    This wins in my mind. I present you with the upside-down bowling pin trophy! (unused—except for bowling)

  25. Target29 Avatar

    Whadaya mean I'm over compansatin' fur sumthin'?

  26. Tomsk Avatar

    Okay, now all I need to do is turn myself into a giant green rat with bulging eyes…

  27. smokyburnout Avatar

    Yeah, it's a bit nose heavy, but as soon as you floor it I'm sure the weight transfer will even things out. Now, that other word you used, "handling"… What's that mean?

  28. Warptwisted Avatar

    In case you're asking, the four banger is in the trunk, it's the starter for that Big Breast.

    1. engineerd Avatar

      Did you really mean "breast", because if not that might be the most hilarious typo/Freudian slip EVAR!

  29. Age_of_Aerostar Avatar

    I wanted a large medallion for my Medallion

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