Welcome to the inaugural edition of Bunker VS Clunker, where we here at Hooniverse locate some real estate for sale, and pit it against a vehicle on offer in the same neighborhood, and in the same price bracket.  It’s for you, the reader to ponder which one you’d brake off that American dollar on.
Today we are kicking it off in the rust belt of New York State, northwest of Albany, in the city and surrounding neighborhoods of Utica.  Plagued by political corruption and organized crime during the 20th century, Utica has been dubbed “The city that God forgot”.  Due to industrial decline, the socioeconomic stress makes this a perfect spot to find some real estate with the market value of a used Datsun.  Today’s head to head features a one bedroom, lakefront camp versus a 1966 Ford Mustang with braying pony art.  Both come in under $10k, and both have some real magic going for them.
First up, Bunker.

This one bedroom, half bath, lakefront camp cottage, offers a fully furnished interior with press board walls and tube TV/VHS entertainment center.  Pioneer era furnishings, woven lampshades, and toilet tank cover keep this a warm and welcoming abode to return to after a long day out snowmobiling, ice fishing or visiting neighbors on Devils Lane.  As an added bonus, this home away from home, has had another home mashed into it.  It seems a mid century travel trailer has grandfathered it’s way into the architecture of the left side of the cabin.  With a couple yearlings growing behind it, my guess is it’s a good chance you can consider it an addition.
 
and it’s contender, the Clunker.

 
1966 Ford Mustang offers dazzling pony art on both doors, braying at the glowing, full moon along the ocean’s edge on the passenger’s side.  The drivers door displays the team playfully prancing after the head of the pack, as the sun sets over the water. Mechanically offered as a low mile, “on road” vehicle, it sports good looking mag wheels and has been driven sometime last year.  This FOMOCO classic hides some intrigue though, noticeable from the bagel chip sized paint missing from the rear deck, and fault-line sized crack along the top passenger fender.   V8 engine and auto trans means you’ll for surely be kickin’ up some stones when your leaving your dirt driveway, but don’t hammer down too hard as your leaf springs have gotten lazy over the years.
 
So, let us know where you stand.   Would you come home with a deed, or a steed ?