Bank-Owned Bugatti Slums on Craigslist

Half-off!

Remember in the film Trading Places where Dan Akroyd’s character went from supercilious prig to dumpster-diving homeless all in the name of a one-dollar bet? Well, somewhere out there, a clapped-out Kia Rio is being driven by Gordon Gecko as this Veyron has shown up on, of all places, Craigslist. That’s right, now you can find a willing partner for your unspeakable sexual fetish AND the fastest car on the planet, both in the same place. Oh how the mighty have fallen, next thing you know, the Bugatti will get caught trying to steal an entire salmon from the buffet.
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  1. Feds_II Avatar

    Seeing a Veyron advertised using the words "Curb Rash" is like reading a story about Rachael McAdams that contains the words "Electro Gonorrhea": incongruous.

  2. MrGoodCat Avatar
    MrGoodCat

    posting deleted. I doubt that whoever posted this car on craigslist has ANY clue of what it represents or what it's capable of.

  3. Tomsk Avatar

    Needs more all-caps. And spelling errors. And keyword spam…

  4. muthalovin Avatar

    Craigslist, is there anything you can't do? Oh, yeah, spell. And use decent grammar.
    "compare to ferrari lamborghini" MAN!!! I have never heard about the Ferrari Lamborghini.

    1. Smells_Homeless Avatar

      I'm sure it's something like the Lamborghotti Fasterossa.

  5. engineerd Avatar

    Roy, a part time car salesman, thought he had really won his way into his demanding boss' heart when he showed him that they could leverage "new media" for their struggling, somewhat shady, cell phone only car dealership. Let's hope Roy gets the commission.

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