Audi R8 Spyder vs. the Beasts: who are YOU rooting for?

The creatively-titled British marketing magazine, uh, Marketing Magazine described this ad, entitled “Beauty and the Beasts,” as “a series of unattractive cars driving chaotically.”

Pah, what do those tossers know? We’re secretly rooting for the hot rods. (Right, guys?)

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  1. lurk Avatar

    Where are the drivers??

  2. KillerZomBee Avatar

    That was badass!! Needs more jalopy.

  3. damnelantra™[!] Avatar

    i would take that death machine at the end over the r8…

  4. BPR Avatar

    Those marketing folks need to work on their pluralization skills. I only saw one ugly car. And I wouldn’t kick any of them out of the driveway!

  5. Straight6er Avatar

    The one that says "unloved" on the back. I would do a lot of things for that car. Shameful things.

  6. muthalovin Avatar

    Man, that was very cool. I wish they would have called me to drive one of them "jalopys." I would have plowed that R8.

  7. Cynicist Avatar

    "A series of unattractive cars"? Fuck that noise, I'd rather have any of those rat rods over the R8 "spyder". A convertable supercar is like a transsexual supermodel.

  8. discontinuuity Avatar

    I suppose that Audi is trying to say that the R8 is powerful like a hotrod, but more refined and less garish. I still want a hot rod.

  9. teargas Avatar

    Spyder is Italian for flaccid.

  10. Gnauty Avatar

    Yeah, R8 Spyder = FAIL. I'd take any of those absolutely beasty monsters over an R8 any day. They reach into that really deep part of me soul that just wants to kick some ass, with my hot babe girlfriend ridin' 'gun, screamin' at other drivers.

  11. dustin_driver Avatar

    I'd like four of those jalopies to draw and quarter that R8.