Accidental Hoons- Prophetic Restaurant Name Presages Crash

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Seattle’s Joe Maador Navarro could have chosen any business to crash into on his drunken adventure last night- the discounter with “low-low-prices!” announced in the display window, or Ground Floor coffee shop. But instead, he chose the Hung Far Low Restaurant. The 12:45 AM crash resulted in Navarro not being injured, but arrested for drunk driving. As you can imagine, it also caused major damage to Hung Far Low. Had the restaurant not been hung quite so far low, perhaps Navarro wouldn’t have crashed into it.

There’s no word on whether the restaurant’s owners would rename the business High Duck Dong or Teeny Weenies to prevent future karma-related accidents.
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  1. Candelaria Brockney Avatar

    That’s a pretty good article, i was reading something identical on another blog not too long ago that basically said the same thing although yours is clearer, plus its good to have some validation on seeing two sources agree.