Seattle’s Joe Maador Navarro could have chosen any business to crash into on his drunken adventure last night- the discounter with “low-low-prices!” announced in the display window, or Ground Floor coffee shop. But instead, he chose the Hung Far Low Restaurant. The 12:45 AM crash resulted in Navarro not being injured, but arrested for drunk driving. As you can imagine, it also caused major damage to Hung Far Low. Had the restaurant not been hung quite so far low, perhaps Navarro wouldn’t have crashed into it.
There’s no word on whether the restaurant’s owners would rename the business High Duck Dong or Teeny Weenies to prevent future karma-related accidents.